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Anonymouse Posted Oct 1, 1999
My sense of humour he took. 
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A call from a man in Bermuth
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Merkin Posted Oct 1, 1999
"my balls feel like lead!"
*painful*
BTW, need much ribald support in up coming mayoral election, unless of course you're running yourselves, but I'm running on a limerick based platform.
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Vladimir Posted Oct 1, 1999
So he drank himself sick with Vermouth.
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A vote for Merkin is wise,
His Limickry opens your eyes,
I'll vote for him,
If he buys me a Gin
And then cook him some marvellous pies.
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Vladimir Posted Oct 1, 1999
Oh fudge, I'm supposed to start a new one.
There once was a flatulent nun....
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Merkin Posted Oct 1, 1999
Oops...Should refresh before posting!
There once was a flatulent nun....
Who could fly with a bit of a run
So her habit she flapped
and her buttocks, they clapped
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 1, 1999
And flew straight into the sun
666666666666666666666666666666666
Tha All Blacks are number one
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 1, 1999
Though their chanting does tend to drag on
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We interrupt this limerick for a party political broadcast:-
Vote Merkin, you know he's the one
His political savvy will stun
He'll take Ken and Glenda
Off out on a bender
Then beat up Lord Archer - what fun!
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However, I must confess my standing interest in the mayoral elections, since I am already running a campaign for my mate Shelley -
http://www.stephenbalchin.easynet.co.uk/mayor.html
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Merkin Posted Oct 1, 1999
With their funny shaped balls
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Call to Action
I am deeply touched by your support, and can guarantee that my rule will be a hedonistic, nepotistic one, and there will be jobs for all the boys!!!
Post your supporting limericks here (and include what post you would care to fill *madam* (misister for double entendres definately required):
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=22872&thread=21862
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Vladimir Posted Oct 1, 1999
...The ball gets rucked,
the Kiwis get plucked,
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Vote Merkin for a louder Tube(?)
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Bruce Posted Oct 1, 1999
Pity, someone else won
;^)#
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