h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does anyone have some glue?

I feel it's too late

Of a big fluffy umber cucumber.

My implants are leaking, said Sue
Does anyone have some glue?
I feel it's too late
She said of her fate


And the ones in between are so lost I surrender.

My implants are leaking, said Sue
Does anyone have some glue?
I feel it's too late
She said of her fate
But at least my face is still new


And the ones in between are so lost I surrender
The more I ponder, my mind seems to wander

To starts which aren't starts

Mud pies and jam tarts

All leads to atrocious rhyming blunders

A packrat who lived in New Jersey

Said to the Taxman 'Oh, please have some mercy!'

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Fun this, isn't it? Sorry - probably ruined everyone's train of thought, now.

I'm totally broke,

Even bludge to smoke

You may laugh - it's no joke,

Threadbare clothes and now scurvy

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A cute young sheila named Mary

Was usually quite contrary


;^)#

If only she knew

How her garden grew


;^)#

Weeds, brambles, poison ivy, oh so dreary

Sounds like my bloody neighbour

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While eating my dolphin and chips

Attacked, was I, by the Pips.

Of a lemon so rude