h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Snot, spit and blood

As gross as if it's had a reaming. *yukptewi*

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Diversion...

I've just bought a coffee cup new,
A pot which will fill only two.
It's hefty to hold,
And the last sip is cold,
But the contents will last loo to loo.

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New one:

There once was a sage man named Ned

Who read on the loo in the shed

That the buxom lass Sue

The window looked through

Down to the pelvis


;^)#

And her number was scrawled there in red.


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A shapely young greek named Adonis

Downed his trous to annoy

*ahem*

The crowd did call
What's that thing so small

;^)#

That poor boy's just a novice!


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A bloke from way down under

Had an unnatura;l fear of thunder

He fast ran away

In a storm he would hide

To hide by the quay

Until the weather got kinder

In a closet inside

A big red tin

Reder than SIN

;^)#

Riding out the spring tide

SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

My implants are leaking, said Sue