h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since Jedi-ism (Is that a word...? Kinda sounds like "judaism" Hmm. anyway,) is considdered a form of sorcery on some planets, (Jade's home planet being one of them,) part of her Jedi training was the same as that of a witch. So essentially, Thras is a witch's daemon.

(...And kudos to MaW for knowing that btw.)

*Jade: Hahahahaha! Post 142! That's the number on my locker! hah!
...plus, it's got a 42 in it... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHHHH!! <--manaical laughter----

Yadda yadda yadda.

Of course I know that! Hah! Did you do it in an area on your world or did you have to go through the world of the dead?


MaW: I'd love to come for a coffee.

[A Deku Scrub slips into Mike's Evilware. It is small enough to go between the security devices. It makes its way to a kiosk, and then pulls at the sides of its face. It transforms into Link, holding the Deku Mask up to his face, and then he puts the Deku Mask and dons the Keaton Mask. To his mild surprise, he discovers that he can now understand everything being said by anyone. He leavs the kiosk and nearly walks straight into MaW.]

[Link] Oops!

YK: Sorry I stole post 142 away from ya... Ya seem a mite jealous!!! *sarcastic laughter*

MaW: They had us go to some some scary sacred place in the mountains. I haven't been to the land of the dead yet... a few lives back I was there... but not since then. *smile*


Jade: Oh would you...? *smiles, gets up* Let's be on our way, then. *grabs his artm and leads him in the general direction of the coffe place* *yells over her shoulder* Wolf...? Are you comming, dear...?

[Link slips back and heads in the opposite direction from them]

* MaW follows along behind Jade and Thras *

MaW: My daemon doesn't come out very much. She tends to stay inside me most of the time, but she's been around from time to time. She settled as a small but very soft and fluffy cat, which you'd hardly think is appropriate for the Minister for Evil and Muse of Evilness would you? Maybe she means I'm a nice guy underneath.

[Meanwhile, Link overhears two Jawas talking to each other about a rumor they heard to the effect that the Krymla Leader intends to hold the galaxy ransom with a device called the OmegaMatic.]

MaW: Aww, I think you're nice. *smile, lloks about* Now where is that Wolf o' mine...?

* pulls out a portable scanner and sets it up to find Wolf *

* points *

MaW: He's that way.

[Link makes his way around, attracting zero stares because of the variety, as well as the fact that beyond five feet he is completely invisible, because of Navi]

Jade: So then let's go find him!

Thras: Kay.

Jade: *begins going in the direction that MaW indicated*

* MaW changes himself into a vampire bat and flutters off to scout ahead. It isn't long before he comes back and perches on Jade's shoulder *

MaW: Wolf's just a few aisles along to the left. What are you looking at me like that for? I am the Minister for Evil, and the Muse of Evilness & Dancing Ducks. Those titles aren't just ceremonial, you know.

* he settles his wings *

MaW: Although to be honest I'm not all that fond of being a bat. Brace yourself.

* there is a brief pause before MaW changes into a smallish vulture *

MaW: Just tell me if I'm too heavy, okay?

*MaW's 'Find-Wolf-o-Meter' starts beeping like a hyperactive chipmunk, or summat like that, and they break into a run around the corner of the next isle to find.....

.....a life-size cardboard cutout of Wolf looking EVIL.*

Jade: No, you're not too heavy... I'm e Jedi, remember...? *giggle*


The wolf-o-meter (is that an okay name for it?) begins beeping eratically.


Jade: Hey! He must be over that way! *runs in the general direction and finds the cardboard cutout of Wolf looking EVIL, shivers* OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOohhhh...

Thras: *ditto*

[Well, it's a general purpose device but for now it detects Wolf, so I suppose it is a Wolf-o-meter to all intents and purposes, at least until I reprogram it]

MaW: Dang that cardboard cutout!

* he lands on the floor and changes back to his normal form to reprogram the Wolf-o-meter "

MaW: There, this setting should find him. He must have been here, because when I flew by earlier it wasn't a cardboard cutout.

* changes back into a vulture *

MaW: I'll go scout for him.

* flies up to the ceiling and starts scouting the store *

[Link seems to be heading toward a security center]

Jade: Okay. scout, then... We'll wait here an' see if he comes by. *pulls out a file and begins taking some edge off her nails*

Thras: *whistles "Hard Day's Night"*

*Another cardboard cutout of Wolf looking EVIL taps Jade on the shoulder.*