h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Picks up the map, and looks to where Woogy was running from.*

Holy It's a...

*Runs after Woogy.*

[It appears to be a large number of Stormtroopers, except with slightly different helmets.]

[ROBOTCOP] There they are! Get them!

[Corrigible] Gah! There's too many, even for me!

[He and Laguna follow.]

*Looks at the map.*

The portal is up ahead! I think we can make it!

[Robotcop] Close the blast doors! Close the blast doors!

[A door JUST ahead of Scandrea begins to close very slowly, so that she has plenty of time to get through. Corrigible and Laguna get through just as it begins to close all the way.]

[Robotcop] [muffled, through the other side of the door] Open the blast door! Open the blast door!

[Corrigible] [regarding the portal] So, shall we go through?

Are you kidding me?

It's either that, or them! *Points at blast door.*

*Kicks Woogy through first, and when nothing bad seems to happen, she follows*

[Woogy] [the F-word scribbled out] OW!!1!11

[They find themselves at the end of an empty, half-mile hallway that seems to be made entirely of metal, with lights on the ceiling corners. At the other end, a portal is visible.]

[Corrigible] ... I have a bad feeling about this. I don't think we should move very fast.

No... I think I remember this from a movie somewhere.

*Takes a small pebble out of her pocket, and throws it down the corridor.*

[The pebble disappears after a few feet, then reappears right before the portal and falls through it. Woogy bounds forwards, disappears, and reappears right in front of the portal. He bounds back, disappears, and reappears right near the group]

[Woogy] LOLOLOLOLOL!!11!1!111

OK- that was weird...

*Starts to walk forward.*

[Scandrea appears RIGHT in front of the portal. Corrigible appears next to her]

[Corrigible] Okay, let's go then.

[He steps through the portal. On the other side is the cockpit of some sort of starship, with an asteroid field visible in front of it. At the controls is a guy named Ray Remark who looks like Yar, except with hair slicked down and wearing a white jacket. He takes one look at the new arrivals and leans down to speak into a communicator]

[Ray] ... Um, excuse me a moment.

[He sends his ship flying away from the asteroid field and gets up to attack them.]

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