h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Shakes her head in disbelief as the four adventurers disappear into the forest, Piffany obviously satisfied.*

Should we follow them?

Incidentally, is this going to connect to the other adventure with Arfenhouse references at some point?

Oh, could be. Actually, the thread in which Joseph's been hanging around has sort of ... slowed down.


[Corrigible] Maybe. They'll /probably/ find the portal, anyway.

All right...

*Steps into the brush after them*

Oops, correction -- the "falling asleep" thing was actually /my/ fault.


[You find yourself on a path in the forest. There appear to be recent footsteps here. Northwards, you can hear voices, apparently bickering. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.]

Which way? I think they headed North, but Dennis looks intriguing...

[Corrigible] Well, they definitely went North ... the Dennis direction looks a bit more safe, though.

All right then....

...you go first!

[Corrigible] ... Fine.

[You arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.]


http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html

Hours of enjoyment... happen to see the They Might Be Giants music video?

Hmmm.... I have a vague feeling of where this is going to lead. Maybe we should ask for directions?

[Corrigible] Somehow I'm less assured of the safety of this route. Shall we go Not Dennis?

Do we have any other choice?

[Corrigible] Right. [goes Not Dennis]

[You find yourself on a path in the forest. There appear to be recent footsteps here. Northwards, you can hear voices, apparently bickering. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.]

Shall we go North?

[Corrigible] Eh, sure, why not.

[You go North. You find yourself in a maze of twisty paths through the forest, all alike. You can hear voices to the northeast, apparently bickering. With all the underbrush, it's hard to see any paths. There are no obvious exits here.]

Should we go back, or should we go bushwacking?

[Laguna] LOL!!1!!1!!1!1 IST OVBIOAUS TAHT W3 N33D 2 FULLO TEH VAOISEZ!!11!11!1

[Corrigible] Follow the voices ...? Makes sense.

[Woogy] ADN K33P N MIDN TAHT A LCAK FO "OVBAOUS EXITZZ" DAODZNT MEAN TEHREZ NO EXIDZZ!!11!1!!!

[Corrigible] ... You guys just made sense, and this disturbs me.

Glad I'm not the only one...

*Heads toward the voices.*

[You go Northeast. You find yourself in a maze of twisty paths through the forest, all alike. You can hear voices to the northwest, apparently bickering. With all the underbrush, it's hard to see any paths. WOOGY is here, bouncing around. LAGUNA is here, looking odd. There are no obvious exits here.]

[Woogy] YEZZ INDEEEEEEE!D!!1!1

How did you guys get here first? Weren't you behind us?

[Woogy] PREHAPS!!1!11! I'M'VE WUZ 2 MAEK BEHING OFANTIMEZZZ1!1!!!

[Corrigible] [muttering] I'm guessing this is /extra/ nonsense to make up for their previous sense.