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Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 81

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

eh?


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 82

Jenny and Fred the cheese

no, cheese may be yellow but it sounds pink, thats why so many people get confused.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 83

Bluebottle

At last an explanation for Red Leicester!!

So, how about Danish Blue? Is Blue the colour it smells, or touches?


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 84

Jenny and Fred the cheese

no it's just mouldy duh!


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 85

Bluebottle

Everyone's a critic....
By the way, has Fred read the following user page?
http://www.h2g2.com/U94902


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 86

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

no he's got a fridge


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"

Post 87

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

I see, and does this fridge have a voice? I would expect it is quite a cold voice.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 88

Bluebottle

All the fridges I know don't speak, but just hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 89

MadMunk?¿

-Click-


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 90

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Ah, but they might talk when you're not there. Just like the cows act like humans when you're not around.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 91

Bluebottle

Or they're practising for a choir...


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 92

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

is that why they get so pissed off if you say moo at them?


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 93

Bluebottle

I thought that was because they have nightmares about cows, given the fact that they are forced to have milk, cheese, beef, burgers, steak and other cow products shoved in their innards.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 94

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Did you know that US Airways won't take responsibility for any cheese lost on their flights?
Look at http://www.h2g2.com/A189786 if you don't believe me.

It's just favouritism if you as me.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 95

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Sorry, 'ask'.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 96

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Damn it. And just when I was planning to go on a trip with US Airlines, take lots of cheese, lose it and demand compensation. Does that mean Fred is not covered by insurance when flying with US Airlines?


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 97

Bluebottle

How dare they do that to Young Fred...


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 98

Small fish

I once knew a very fine cheese; his name was Gregory. But unfortunately he tried to take over the fridge, and had to be got rid of.


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 99

Jenny and Fred the cheese

yes we ate him


Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"

Post 100

Researcher 99947

Hello Jenny... how odd, I was also once known as Matt... hmmm... no cheese sightings, at least not since my cat got ahold of Chloe (she shall be missed... such a fine, gouda, cheese *sigh*)...
Sorry... I just came in because I saw that you had a picture of Reg... three in fact! (do people still call him Reg? sorry... he's been doing so many movies lately that I've had to resort to the stalking of lesser known starts)... I don't find him attractive, sorry, but I do find him devilishly humourous and very original... He's been in everything from AbFab to Naked, to God only knows what else... Did you ever see him and Sandra in Hudson Hawk??? They were so hilarious together (they should go on tour)... very humourous... what was his name? Not merlin... oh, yes, Darwin! DDH!! That's my favorite movie with him in it...
Tootles


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