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Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 10, 1999
eh?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Nov 11, 1999
no, cheese may be yellow but it sounds pink, thats why so many people get confused.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 11, 1999
At last an explanation for Red Leicester!!
So, how about Danish Blue? Is Blue the colour it smells, or touches?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Nov 11, 1999
no it's just mouldy duh!
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 11, 1999
Everyone's a critic....
By the way, has Fred read the following user page?
http://www.h2g2.com/U94902
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 11, 1999
no he's got a fridge
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 12, 1999
I see, and does this fridge have a voice? I would expect it is quite a cold voice.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 16, 1999
All the fridges I know don't speak, but just hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 16, 1999
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Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 16, 1999
Ah, but they might talk when you're not there. Just like the cows act like humans when you're not around.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 16, 1999
Or they're practising for a choir...
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 17, 1999
is that why they get so pissed off if you say moo at them?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 17, 1999
I thought that was because they have nightmares about cows, given the fact that they are forced to have milk, cheese, beef, burgers, steak and other cow products shoved in their innards.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Did you know that US Airways won't take responsibility for any cheese lost on their flights?
Look at http://www.h2g2.com/A189786 if you don't believe me.
It's just favouritism if you as me.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Sorry, 'ask'.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 18, 1999
Damn it. And just when I was planning to go on a trip with US Airlines, take lots of cheese, lose it and demand compensation. Does that mean Fred is not covered by insurance when flying with US Airlines?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 18, 1999
How dare they do that to Young Fred...
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Small fish Posted Nov 19, 1999
I once knew a very fine cheese; his name was Gregory. But unfortunately he tried to take over the fridge, and had to be got rid of.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Nov 19, 1999
yes we ate him
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Fridge - They're too cold"
Researcher 99947 Posted Nov 20, 1999
Hello Jenny... how odd, I was also once known as Matt... hmmm... no cheese sightings, at least not since my cat got ahold of Chloe (she shall be missed... such a fine, gouda, cheese *sigh*)...
Sorry... I just came in because I saw that you had a picture of Reg... three in fact! (do people still call him Reg? sorry... he's been doing so many movies lately that I've had to resort to the stalking of lesser known starts)... I don't find him attractive, sorry, but I do find him devilishly humourous and very original... He's been in everything from AbFab to Naked, to God only knows what else... Did you ever see him and Sandra in Hudson Hawk??? They were so hilarious together (they should go on tour)... very humourous... what was his name? Not merlin... oh, yes, Darwin! DDH!! That's my favorite movie with him in it...
Tootles
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Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
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