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Fred the Cheese....?
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 2, 1999
yea I know what you mean
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 2, 1999
You can always trust them to be American.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 2, 1999
Not always.....
They sometimes realise later in life that they are in fact Irish, or martian, i forget which.... 
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 3, 1999
or BOTH
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 3, 1999
You are assuming there's a difference!
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 5, 1999
asumtion is a dangerous thing
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Nov 5, 1999
okay now you are slagging off irish people, you go to far. *adopts irish accent* "there is nothing wrong with being irish, the irish are the sexiest nation on earth, how can you resist that accent?"
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 7, 1999
when you "adopt an Irish accent" is that to make you sound sexy or was that just coincidence
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust An American"
MadMunk?¿ Posted Nov 7, 1999
Is that like adopting a dolphin in the zoo?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 8, 1999
I think it is, somehow. How kind of Jenny and Fred to give a homeless voice somewhere to live. I think they're heros.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 8, 1999
where do voices normally live
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 8, 1999
Most live in peoples mouths, some live on telephones, but many drift around in the air. Surely you've been somewhere and heard someone call out your name, but when you look around no-one you know is there? Well, that's a homeless voice calling out to you.
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 8, 1999
oh I diddn't know that thanks
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Nov 9, 1999
So there you go. Adopt a voice today, and speak out tomorrow. Even better, adopt a silly voice, and annoy a nation by becoming leader of the opposition. Does cheese have a voice? And if so, what colour is it?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 1999
I suspect Jenny would say it is yellow...
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 10, 1999
If I diddn't write this the next line would have been I resent that
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 10, 1999
Let me help you out
"I resent that!"
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 10, 1999
See?
Fred the Cheese says "Never Trust A Sexy Voice - The Phone Bill's Too Expensive"
Bluebottle Posted Nov 10, 1999
See!
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