h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Jenny, my name's Matt, but for some reason people call me Bluebottle - perhaps because that's the name I typed in. Now, forgive my ignorance, but I would like you to tell me all about Fred the Cheese - I'm sure it is fascinating.
Apart from that, which small town in Sussex are you from? I'm from a small town on the Isle of Wight, and this is my third day of being a researcher for the Guide, and am just trying to make new friends etc. Hmm, I think that's a start.
See you around with your towel (and possibly bikini? - No, I DID NOT write that), Matt.

hello i'm jenny and this is my towel. Fred the cheese is not that interesting, a while ago someone asked me what my life revolved around and my answer was a small cheese called fred, this stuck and i now use it frequently, see i told you it wasn't doing very interesting. I live in Henfield which is very cool if purely because of the fact i live there. have a nice life

Okay, thanks for replying to the question. If by the "have a nice life" comment at the end you were asking me to not bother you again, well, I apologise for any inadvertant insult I may have caused, and I won't bother you again unless you would like me to.
Still, if you ever want to chat, then, I'm about. Enjoy H2G2!

I wasn't insulting you thats just a thing i say.

Hello Jenny, Hello Bluebottle Hello Fred
Nothing else ............. just Hello

i tottaly agree

This is a blank page.

it is? lovely

Thanx for pointing that out JTWL, I'd never have noticed otherwise...

this has nothing to do with anything...Fred the cheese is a small cheese named Fred, this is mentioned on a certain page so why does anyone ask fred the cheese

speeking on behalf of fred the cheese, he'd like you to know he is very shy and scared of humanoid lifeforms but don't let that put you off, if you get to know him you'll find he's actualy very intelligent and amusing. However he does get a bit upset if you eat him

I can see why that would happen. However, I don't like eating cheese, so he has nothing to fear from me.

why has he nothing to fear of you? surely cheesies are scared of crazy peoples (except Jenny of course).

i'm not a cheese, actualy yes i am, and i'm not scared of people, although i may occasionally find it slightly difficult to talk to certain members of the opposite sex, especially not crazy people

How do you know I'm crazy. I didn't tell you did I? Oh dear, my shrink warned me to keep that one under wraps....

Shrink wrapped cheese maybe ???????

Fred the cheese has nightmares about being shrink wrapped, however this does not mean much, fred the cheese has nightmares about leaves, typewriters and paperclips.

Perhaps Fred is a relation to my friend Arnold the cheese?

most likely, all cheese are related, there is a vast underground cheese network, they all keep in contact

my cheese Damond is not aware of this underground network, i shall inform him.