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Fred the Cheese says "I want my name to be linked with Jenny's"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 9, 1999
thats put me right off my mince pie.
Fred the Cheese says "I want my name to be linked with Jenny's"
Bluebottle Posted Dec 9, 1999
Don't worry - I'll eat it for you!
*Sees Jenny's mince pie and eats it all up*
Fred the Cheese says "I want my name to be linked with Jenny's"
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 10, 1999
I could now be really obscene vis-a-vis names and vomiting, but i won't.
With me the act of a 'TechnicolorYawn' doen't really help me eat things.
Quite the opposite actually.
Here, Jenny, have a replacement mince pie. I've brought some along.
Fred the Cheese says "Just what do Llamas eat?"
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Dec 10, 1999
I'm confused. Do I eat grass or cheese?
Fred the Cheese says "Just what do Llamas eat?"
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Cheese flavoured grass?
Fred the Cheese says "Just what do Llamas eat?"
Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
Grass flavoured cheese?
Am I a fly, a Goon Show character, me, all, none, or a combination?
Fred the Cheese says "Just what do Llamas eat?"
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
About 1/6 of each.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 16, 1999
Cheeeeeeeeese! 
By the way, just to update everybody on the Fred the Roasted Amoeba situation, I have heard a rumour that he was sighted somewhere in the far reaches of Nepal. I am at this moment trying to contact him.
Oh, and I'm sure he never meant to take any attention away from Fred the Cheese.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
Fred is trying to establish a mental link with him, so far all he can hear is a faint humming.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
That's me and my Beatles music. I'm sorry, I'll be quiet now.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
i love the Beatles turn it up!
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
You Love the Beatles...?
You've made a friend for life!
(I am completely Beatles mad!)
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
i didn't think i was alone but now i know it.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 17, 1999
Well, if Fred ever hears anything other than the faint hum of Beatles music in the background, please let me know?
Thanks...
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
If anyone else hears Beatles music - let me know.
Christmas is a time of giving, and what is more festive than the Beatles? They've had more Christmas No 1s than anyone else!
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Dec 18, 1999
hello i like cheese (obviosly) and i like the beatles, in fact i'm playing them right now! *starts to sing loudly* strawberry fields forever *stops singing* sorry about that.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 19, 1999
I like the Beatles too!
(Bluebottle, on second thoughts, you can keep that £5 you offered me for saying that... )
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
The Cheese Posted Dec 19, 1999
Although I'm only a minor Beatles fan, I am very into cheese since I am one.
Fred the Cheese says, "Hello. I am a cheese."
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Dec 19, 1999
john lennon probably gonna get to No1 this year
not too sure about cheese all my mum gets is brei(probably not how you spell it) and I hate the stuf
chedder and gorgonzola's nice though
oh out of in trest how many of you are leo's, aries's or the other fire zodiak sign
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Fred the Cheese says "I want my name to be linked with Jenny's"
- 121: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Dec 9, 1999)
- 122: Bluebottle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 123: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 124: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 125: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 126: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 127: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 128: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 16, 1999)
- 129: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Dec 17, 1999)
- 130: Bluebottle (Dec 17, 1999)
- 131: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Dec 17, 1999)
- 132: Bluebottle (Dec 17, 1999)
- 133: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Dec 17, 1999)
- 134: Bluebottle (Dec 17, 1999)
- 135: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 17, 1999)
- 136: Bluebottle (Dec 17, 1999)
- 137: Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese (Dec 18, 1999)
- 138: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 19, 1999)
- 139: The Cheese (Dec 19, 1999)
- 140: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Dec 19, 1999)
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