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Fred the Cheese....?
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 12, 1999
if you want more information on the cheese network there is a pamphlet available.
Fred the Cheese....?
satans cocaine syndicate Posted Jul 13, 1999
Cheese is a colloquial and misused term actually meaning formented cow juice. It is wrong to assume Fred, Arnold or anyone else with this nameular affliction is in fact made of this festering animal product. These people have probably been tortured for most of their lives due to this mannerism.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 15, 1999
no fred is a cheese, he is fermented cow juice, really
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frankymouse Posted Jul 28, 1999
no, he is plastic, he is bright yellow, he has holes, he also has teeth marks. don't tell n e 1
Fred the Cheese....?
frankymouse Posted Jul 31, 1999
atcually, Damond is having his soul beamed into some real cheese. plastic cheesies are nationally shuned.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 31, 1999
yes i'm afraid its true, but many are campaigning for their rights
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 1999
Why does everyone campaign for their rights??? Surely someone should campaign for their lefts for a change????
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frankymouse Posted Sep 25, 1999
actually, lefts also campaign for cats, surprisingly enough.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 26, 1999
If I took a photo of you, would you say "Cheese"?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 26, 1999
if i do that my mouth always ends up in the middle of the CH sound making me look like a suprrised fish, now i just smile, makes for a better photo
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 27, 1999
I normally find the best way to have your photo taken is not to say "Cheese", but to run like mad in the other direction. That way, everyone gets so determined to take photos of you, you star in film after film after film.
Is calling feet "cheesey" being prejudist and "cheeseist"?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 29, 1999
no it's being nice to feet, to call someone a cheese or to claim they have "cheesey feet" is a compliment, it should not be taken as otherwise
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 29, 1999
In that case, please don't consider this a cheesey chat-up line, but
Jenny, you're a real cheese! 
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 30, 1999
your a bit of a chedder yerself if it comes to that
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