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Bluebottle Posted Oct 4, 1999
Thanks. Tell me, would you go to the Cheese counter with me some day?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 11, 1999
I'm sure i would consider it, acording to some quize i once did i'm supposed to find love in a cheese shop?!
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 12, 1999
Okay... Hmmm.... A very weird comment.
Tell me, is that where you met Fred?
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Small fish Posted Oct 20, 1999
sshhhh! cheese is yellow! don't tell anyone though.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Oct 22, 1999
Except when it's blue, green or red.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 22, 1999
it may be another colour on the surface but all cheese is truly yellow in their souls.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 22, 1999
what about cream cheese thats only yellow when it's moldy
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 22, 1999
And what happens if the cheese is colour-blind??
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 22, 1999
then i suppose it ends up a greyish purple colour
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 22, 1999
NO! why can't you just exept it, cheese is yellow it's just a fact of life.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 22, 1999
because danish yellow does'nt realy have th same ring to it
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 25, 1999
Well, that doesn't matter. I refuse to believe that cheese is yellow unless you can satisfactorily prove to me that it is.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Oct 25, 1999
"Danish Red" has a nice ring to it. And anyway "Yellow Leicester" doesn't sound quite right.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 31, 1999
the fact that all these so called 'red' cheeses are not in fact red at all but orange has gone so far unmentioned and of course we all know that orange does not really exist but is purely dark yellow ergo cheese is yellow, thankyou.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 1, 1999
acctually orange is a fruit grown in bits of america(which explains an auful lot) showing that red cheeses tast of various citrus fruits
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 1, 1999
Trust the Americans to have Citrus Fruit cheese....
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