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Zaphod Posted Dec 9, 1999
So of course I'm now going to HAVE to search for [THEY]...
The absolute and total problem with H2G2 is that since I was introduced to it I've literally done NOTHING else on the 'net.
This is not a gratuitous suck, but this is the first & only place that has EVER kept me sticky.
Literally, as soon as I get home I stoke the fires under the PC, log on here and spend hours poking around - and I KNOW I'm only scratching the surface.
I may have to change my ISP plan...
Cheese
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 9, 1999
It's terrible. I know.
how about this: the staff know that logging on is addictive,
so they pretend to lend a helping hand by setting up this addiction clinic. But visit the clinic... you gotta log on!
AAARRGHH! just when I think I'm out... THEY PULL ME BACK IN
and then we haven't even started the quest for the meaning of fish yet.
Cheese
Zaphod Posted Dec 9, 1999
You b*stard!!!!!!!!!! 
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (as you quite rightly said)
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 9, 1999
Exactly. I've become totally addicted to H2G2 - I've even had dreams about it!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 9, 1999
don't GO there dude - just don't. talk cheese! please talk cheese!
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 9, 1999
all the best people:- eat cheese often.
I know i'm addicted to this place, Last time i went away i woke up after a dream of going on H2G2 to discover red marks on my leg, i had been using it as a mouse.
has anyone experimented with cheese mince pies, or cheese brownies.
Cheese
Bluebottle Posted Dec 9, 1999
The most unusual mince pies I've heard of on H2G2 was Cakewalker's polos in his mince pies. Apparently he wanted a Mints pie.
Cheese
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 9, 1999
thank you.
thank you one and all.
Cheese
Zaphod Posted Dec 10, 1999
Hi, me again,
If I can just trouble you all for a brief moment and go back a few days to the discussion on the rights to the name Fred. It was pretty unanimous that Fred the cheese would be granted the rights to use the name Fred, above others such as Fred the roasted amoeba et. al.
However....
If you go back to the very beginning of this delightful and ever-improvng forum, the opening saga was a tale of woe telling of a lovelorn cheese who killed himself after losing the love of Gretel.
Now, this means one of two things:
1/ That Jenny is in contradiction of some law or another as Fred is dead and therefore the name should be passed on
or
2/ Fred has in fact come back from the dead and is a resurrected cheese.
If scenario 2/ is the case and indeed Fred is alive and walks among us, is he then the cheesy messiah, come to earth to spread the cheesy word ?
Should he in fact now be called Cheesus ?
O blessed are the Cheesemakers, for they shall inherit the earth !
Cheese
Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
That's a very good thought, you know. I'd never thought of that.... So good, I'll link ya.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 10, 1999
I agree... brilliant logic.
But I thought we decided that there are three Freds - Fred the Cheese, Fred the Starfish, and Fred the Roasted Amoeba.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
That's true - that is the theory - and if Fred the Cheese is dead, then the whole universe falls apart!
Please, Jenny, say it isn't so?
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 10, 1999
i tend to eat double gloucester
but my favourites are lancashire and cheshire (not cheddar)
i like cheddar and red leicester too
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