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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
How about in a Sacred goldfish bowl with water from my Fountain?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 14, 1999
starfish bowl with skimmed mild and paramecium bacteria?
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Wand'rin star Posted Dec 14, 1999
How wonderful to reach the end of this fantastic thread. I am so pleased to be here. Like all great literature you have included tragedy and comedy, a hint of mystery and have finally introduced us to the true religion. I would rush to join but it goes against my atheistic principles (passim). So I'll just say goodbye and thanks for all the cheese. I hope you don't mind that I won't be returning, but getting this far has taken me fifty minutes.Although it was fifty minutes well spent, I need to stay downwind of the addiction clinic.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
Please return?! You're very welcome here, and we're a very friendly lot! Please?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 14, 1999
And if you don't, spread the word! Like the wandrin' Star that you are, hang high in the sky over our Church of the Fred and direct others to this thread. They should all join in the fondue (with clean fingers)
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Zaphod Posted Dec 15, 1999
Would you like wafers with that ?
And Cheesus said:
Eatest thou this cheese, for it is my soul,
Takest thou this wafer for it is my body,
Drink thou this wine, for it will wash down the rest quite nicely and has a well-rounded finish, with fruit and woody overtones. Highly recommended.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 15, 1999
and it cometh for only $9.95 at a Walmart near you. praise be to the Big Cheesy Three for taking care of such things!
gorgonzola!
gorgonzola!
gorgonzola!
in excelsis brie!
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Wand'rin star Posted Dec 16, 1999
Well, since you put it like that........ I'm going on leave tomorrow and won't be able to visit you until the next century. So I'll just wish you all a Merry Cheesemas (with masses of Stilton and Wensleydale and Red Leicester and [my favourite] Lincolnshire Poacher) 
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 16, 1999
cheesus! I'm a poet, & I don't know it!
If I had a dime for every rhyme...
that last entry rhymed all over the place, and i didn't even notice!
a miracle! Fred, oh Fred, you made me a better man!
gorgonzola
gorgonzola
gorgonzola!
Cheeses or the church of Fred
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
i'm back! and what has been going on!
Fred is pleased that you have finally discovered the truth, he knew you would, now that we have discovered the true way we must spread the word. I suggest we create a page telling the story in full and proceed to give out explanitary pamphlets in other forums bringing all H2G2ers to the true belief.
Cheeses or the church of Fred
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 17, 1999
Jenneee... jenneee... blessed art thou... cheesy mother...
Lac-to-phi-li-us Bac-te-re-umm...
You bring cheese? You bring fred!
Fred! Fred!
JennyFred! Gorgonzola!
FredJenny! Gorgonzola!
Religious frenzy!
Clothes being torn off!
People jumping in the sea!
Hysteria! Hysteria!
And finally... evangelism. Presbyterising.
I am THE Cheese
The Cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
This article is a little depressing to a cheese himself. Stop eating my friends or else I'll have to stand alone.
I am THE Cheese
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
That's true - I would never dream of eating a cheese.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
my freind Biscuit gave me some cheese for christmas. I have named them Jeremy, Moreen, Danian, Freeda, Dave and William.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
Peregrin had some Red Leicester, Brie and Stilton for Christmas, and he ATE THEM! 
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