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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 6, 1999
...bothered and bewildered?
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Zaphod Posted Dec 6, 1999
No, Bewitched, as in the cheesy American sitcom...
I can't remember the name of the main character, but I remember the evil mother-in-law was called Ezmerelda. Oh, and the husband was called Derwood.
However, I was ALMOST bewitched by Jenny; her home page lists her as a TV-loving, chocoholic, food-loving cheese fan - amongst others. Perfect.
However, at 14, the age difference would be insurmountable.
Neat home page though, you(se) should go & have a look.
Yeah - anyone who comes across a truly inspirational home page, let the rest of us know.
Cheese would also be good.
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Alcoholic Demi-God Posted Dec 6, 1999
I must apologise for my subterfuge, I know how knackered my page is, I am unable to fix it because of a dodgy computer.
If you recieve advice from a so called 'Qualified' freind on how to make your PC work better, stuff his head on the microwave.
If anyone does fancy a second look, go to:
http://www.theccc.org.uk
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 6, 1999
Sorry, ADG - it still doesn't work. Can I recommend a visit to http://www.quadzilla.com ...?
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 7, 1999
Has everyone been to the page with the gigantic counter and nothing else? I'm still trying to work that one out.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 7, 1999
Anyway, if Fred the Cheese changed his name, that would mess up my search for Fred the Roasted Amoeba, as well as upsetting Fred the Starfish... 
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 7, 1999
Have a look a bit earlier on in this forum (about two weeks ago, to be precise), and it will explain everything. As much as can be explained anyway...
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 7, 1999
there is no question of Fred changing his name. Somewhere out there Fred the roasted amoeba is living in hope that one day he will find his likenamed cheese and starfish, how would he feel if he knew one of them was now called Dave or Ronald.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 7, 1999
Exactly. It wouldn't be the same. Fred is always Fred - and that's the way it should be.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 8, 1999
Except for Fred the transsexual Blue Peter tortoise, who became Freda...?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 8, 1999
fred fred fred fred
fred fred fred fred fred
fred fred fred fred fred fred fred
YEAHHH!!!
(viva overkill )
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
I think it is part of the H2G2 4th Rule, under No Spitting, that Fred is Fred.
<B-B<
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 8, 1999
Wherever Fred the Roasted Amoeba is, I know that he would be happy to know that some things will never change
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