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Duck duck moose!

Post 261

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

*slightly hesitant moose shuffles from one hairy hoof to the other, pondering its options*

*other moose quietly discusses the situation with... a third... that just drove up in a BMW 7 series convertible*

Now that's just silly. I don't even know if the BMW 7 comes as a convertible.


Jag jag car

Post 262

Bluebottle

Another thing - Jaguar are releasing an F type next year - yet they already released an F type in 1972... Admittedly it wasn't popular and didn't sell well, but it was still the F type. Don't they realise that G comes after F? And we're still waiting for the A and B type...
Perhaps they are copying MG and their MGF.


Jag jag car

Post 263

Wand'rin star

Have you seen pictures of this thing? It's to die for, or at leasr cash in your pension fund for. I think they got so drunk with its beauty that they forgot the order of the alphabet.Maybe they think F is for future, fabulous, fantastic,frightfully expensive......(please add)


Jag jag car

Post 264

Bluebottle

It is a great car. Only Jaguar can make cars like that - the XJ220 was also divine. If I had a car, I would love a Jag.


Jag jag car

Post 265

BluesSlider

I'm not convinced about the wing mirrors, but it may just have been the picture I saw. But surely the F is for Fred - All hail the cheese.

And *desperately trying to bring this thing back on course having waded through cheese and a new religous movement to reach cars*
I vote for Gaperon - French soft cheese with garlic and peppercorns.


Jag jag car

Post 266

Bluebottle

I still prefer chedder - or Isle of Wight Garlic cheese.


Jag jag car

Post 267

BluesSlider

IoW garlic cheese? Sounds interesting...Can you get it outside IoW e.g. mainland UK?

BTW I just checked out Jaguar:
Jaguar
and I still dont like the wing mirror position.


Jag jag car

Post 268

BluesSlider

Argh! Well you know what I meant smiley - smiley

I'm sure I've seen external links in posts, wonder what I did wrong?


Jag jag car

Post 269

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

you included a " in the link, and that symbol is really a call for all the cybercheese in the vicinity to come and melt all over the link. It did TASTE deliciously, tho.


Jag jag car

Post 270

BluesSlider

Hmmm, if I take out all the tags I think it works....

http://www.jaguar.com


Jag jag car

Post 271

BluesSlider

It worked, it worked ha!ha!

*Manic grin*

Little things.....


Jag jag car

Post 272

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

... make lots of cheese...


Jag jag car

Post 273

Bluebottle

...and then eat them.
YUCK! Very nasty wing mirrors, VERY nice rest of the car. smiley - smiley
*Dream*


Live the dream

Post 274

BluesSlider

I once had a 13 year old XJS V12, sadly it caught fire on the M1 and my insurance company wrote it off. It was only a little engine fire but they said the cost of taking the head off to check for internal damage was more than the car was worth smiley - sadface

P.S. This is a long way from Cheese.


Live the dream

Post 275

Bluebottle

That is true. We need more cheese in our lives.


Back to Cheese

Post 276

BluesSlider

A small piece of Camembert? Or how about Veritable Chaume?

All together...*to the tune of Spam,wonderful Spam*

Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese,
Cheese, wonderful Cheese.....

smiley - smiley


Back to Cheese

Post 277

Bluebottle

You can never do better
Than a piece of cheddar.
Oh please please please please
Give me loads and loads of cheese.

<BB<


Cheese.....better than cars!

Post 278

Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese

there's an H2G2 researcher called Jaguar, but i think she's refering to the big cat. I could be wrong. There are also many researchers with cheese in their name, of which i am proud to be one


But not better than camembert

Post 279

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

and you are worshipped for it, by more people than you could ever imagine. I, sorry to say, am only one of them when I order a Quattro Formaggi. If ever i should come to eat gorgonzola on other occasions, you'll be the first to be worshipped. Oh and thanks for reviving this thread, I had begun to miss it.


But not better than camembert

Post 280

Bluebottle

Me too.
These have been sad times for those of Cheese - but now let us return to the world and be happy.
For the cheese is cheese again.


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