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I am THE Cheese
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
No - and the rotter didn't even buy any flowers...
Plastic ones would have done...
I am THE Cheese
Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Dec 17, 1999
the Moose, i hope you ate his mince pies.
I am THE Cheese
Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 1999
Yes... He made them with self-raising flour, so that the pastry expanded in the oven and they look very, erm, interesting - but taste nice.
I am the God of Cheese Fire
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 18, 1999
Unless both parties consent to the act.
I can imagine a cheese that likes to be eaten.
I mean if you can imagine a cow that does...
I am the God of Cheese Fire
Bluebottle Posted Dec 18, 1999
Well, there is that bit in the Guide where he meets the meat of the day - in "Restaurant At The End of The Universe" in the book, but isn't in the play.
I am the God of Cheese Fire
Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Dec 18, 1999
I did once meet a suicidle cheese who beggad me as his god to take his life as a holy sacrifice, but i managed to convince him that life was worth living after all.
I am the God of Cheese Fire
Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Dec 18, 1999
but then again according to the church of Fred i can't be the god of cheese, who am i then?
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Olli Posted Dec 18, 1999
Whatever you are your cheese religeon needs a suffix (Suffixes are SO fashionable) like my ?¿ agnostic suffix.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 19, 1999
Or like my "who is trying to find Fred who is also a roasted amoeba, but is getting discouraged" maybe...?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Dec 20, 1999
or simply 'believes in Fred'
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 20, 1999
Which Fred? All of them?
And I haven't heard from / about Fred the Starfish recently... where's he got to?
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 20, 1999
for the true believer
fred the starfish
need not be sought
he is all and everywhere.
I have a suffix, ladies and gents. It's 'Inc.'
I need naught else.
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 20, 1999
And what, may I ask, does it stand for?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 20, 1999
Incorporated.
Whole.
No further suffix needed.
There were other hypes like this. There was a 'card' thing, there was a 'make yours as weird as possible' one, and now this religious thing.
I guess I just don't really go with the flow. Oh well.
Ouch that sounds haughty. Wasn't meant like that.
But I didn't delete it either. Hmmm..
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 21, 1999
The "Card thing" started when Assistant Community Editors adopted the acronym "(ACE)", as opposed to the more correct abbreviation "(A.C.E.)" - an obvious invitation for the forceable extraction of the urine
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 21, 1999
I see.
It is all becoming clear to me now.
Does your suffix mean anything Peet?
Reads like satire, if you ask me.
Reads like you're taking this card thing and giving it a whirl.
You could also have chosen the suffix 'whatever card, you can't tell because its blind side is turned your way and I have really good pokerface'.
What causes a suffix rage doesn't matter. We had a gender suffix craze as well once. Fact is, I haven't changed anything about my name since I got here. That doesn't mean its perfect, I just like the consistency.
I am the God of Cheesey Fires
Bluebottle Posted Dec 23, 1999
I enjoy just being "Bluebottle" - but when all my friends started putting "†" at the end of their names, I thought I should to show some support - and I had it for a week, though I thought it looked rediculous. It looks better in the middle of my name, but I still prefer a good old fashioned "t". The Jack of Clubs thing was, as Peet said, a good way of extracting the urine from the ACEs, and as far as I know, I was the first - though I cannot guaruntee it. I was also a cheap Brighton hotel for a day, but that's all the suffixes I've had.
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