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I am THE Cheese

Post 221

Jenny and Fred the cheese

did you have a funeral afterwoulds?


I am THE Cheese

Post 222

Bluebottle

No - and the rotter didn't even buy any flowers...
Plastic ones would have done...


I am THE Cheese

Post 223

Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese

the Moose, i hope you ate his mince pies.


I am THE Cheese

Post 224

Bluebottle

Yes... He made them with self-raising flour, so that the pastry expanded in the oven and they look very, erm, interesting - but taste nice. smiley - smiley


I am THE Cheese

Post 225

Roasted Amoeba

Not as good as cheese, though...


I am THE Cheese

Post 226

Bluebottle

Nor fish.
And you're not supposed to eat cheese!


I am the God of Cheese Fire

Post 227

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Unless both parties consent to the act.

I can imagine a cheese that likes to be eaten.
I mean if you can imagine a cow that does...


I am the God of Cheese Fire

Post 228

Bluebottle

Well, there is that bit in the Guide where he meets the meat of the day - in "Restaurant At The End of The Universe" in the book, but isn't in the play.


I am the God of Cheese Fire

Post 229

Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese

I did once meet a suicidle cheese who beggad me as his god to take his life as a holy sacrifice, but i managed to convince him that life was worth living after all.


I am the God of Cheese Fire

Post 230

Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese

but then again according to the church of Fred i can't be the god of cheese, who am i then?


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 231

Olli

Whatever you are your cheese religeon needs a suffix (Suffixes are SO fashionable) like my ?¿ agnostic suffix.


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 232

Roasted Amoeba

Or like my "who is trying to find Fred who is also a roasted amoeba, but is getting discouraged" maybe...? smiley - smiley


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 233

Jenny and Fred the cheese

or simply 'believes in Fred'


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 234

Roasted Amoeba

Which Fred? All of them?

And I haven't heard from / about Fred the Starfish recently... where's he got to?


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 235

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

for the true believer
fred the starfish
need not be sought
he is all and everywhere.


I have a suffix, ladies and gents. It's 'Inc.'
I need naught else.


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 236

Roasted Amoeba

And what, may I ask, does it stand for?


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 237

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Incorporated.
Whole.
No further suffix needed.

There were other hypes like this. There was a 'card' thing, there was a 'make yours as weird as possible' one, and now this religious thing.

I guess I just don't really go with the flow. Oh well.

Ouch that sounds haughty. Wasn't meant like that.
But I didn't delete it either. Hmmm..


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 238

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

The "Card thing" started when Assistant Community Editors adopted the acronym "(ACE)", as opposed to the more correct abbreviation "(A.C.E.)" - an obvious invitation for the forceable extraction of the urine smiley - bigeyes


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 239

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

I see.
It is all becoming clear to me now.
Does your suffix mean anything Peet?
Reads like satire, if you ask me.
Reads like you're taking this card thing and giving it a whirl.
You could also have chosen the suffix 'whatever card, you can't tell because its blind side is turned your way and I have really good pokerface'.

What causes a suffix rage doesn't matter. We had a gender suffix craze as well once. Fact is, I haven't changed anything about my name since I got here. That doesn't mean its perfect, I just like the consistency.


I am the God of Cheesey Fires

Post 240

Bluebottle

I enjoy just being "Bluebottle" - but when all my friends started putting "†" at the end of their names, I thought I should to show some support - and I had it for a week, though I thought it looked rediculous. It looks better in the middle of my name, but I still prefer a good old fashioned "t". The Jack of Clubs thing was, as Peet said, a good way of extracting the urine from the ACEs, and as far as I know, I was the first - though I cannot guaruntee it. I was also a cheap Brighton hotel for a day, but that's all the suffixes I've had.


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