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BluesSlider Posted Mar 7, 2000
Forgive me Cheese for I have sinned, I have wandered in the wilderness and left this thread neglected like the small piece of Stilton left at the back of the fridge after Cheesemas. But now Gorganzola has called me back and I am saved 
But not better than camembert
Bluebottle Posted Mar 7, 2000
Amazing cheese, how sweet the taste
That saved a wretch like me.
I once let this thread go to waste,
But now I'm posting again, see?
But not better than camembert
Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Mar 7, 2000
no really it's just that i have no life and this forum was still on my main list. Praise me anyway.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Mar 7, 2000
i praise you Gorgy, and i know where you got your name, i used it for a while but tired of it eventually, i see myself more as one of the masses, that way worship is a pleasant suprise not an expectation
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 14, 2000
oh, this forum is all but lost, i followed SLatFatF's link for cheeseus unsure what i would find and returned here *sigh* i remember it in the glory days
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 14, 2000
It's not forgotten - just left to "ripen"... 
(First time THAT smiley's been used here!)
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Jul 16, 2000
And now, perhaps, it has finally... ummm... riped. 
Smell the Aroma!
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 16, 2000
Yay! Glory golden Gouda!
*tickertape parade with serpentine cheese strings*
Nice to read you all again,
Let's talk cheese till the sun comes up.
...and all is cheese, and all is well.
*chomp*
Smell the Aroma!
BluesSlider Posted Jul 17, 2000
Although I think the Brie might be a little too runny .
Smell the Aroma!
Bluebottle Posted Jul 17, 2000
Well, that explains it all. Life is made from Fish, Cheese and Roasted Amoebas, but Cheese more than any, and so it is in the runny, liquid-like Brie that the Fish live.
Now, in which Cheese do Roasted Amoebas live?
Smell the Aroma!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Perhaps it is they who tunnel through the Swiss cheese of life? (Profound or wot?
)
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Peet, you smoke-hating inquisitor of the Nicotinous...
you should know that roasted amoebas NATURALLY live in swiss cheese... or in the blue bits of the Danish Blue cheese.
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 18, 2000
Hmm... So if Roasted Amoebas are red, as RA reliably informs me, why is Danish Blue blue?
Smell the Aroma!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 18, 2000
They have to paint it that colour to comply with the terms of the trades description act...
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 18, 2000
I haven't a clue. I'm not evn trying. Sorry.
What's the point, really, it all goes pulp and sludgy in your belly.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 20, 2000
I know religions that actually eat the person they revere, so why can't I eat what I worship? If you are what you eat, then every bite brings me closer to puriteeee... amen
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