h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHO???
WHAT???
WHERE?????
WHY??????????

And more importantly...~grin~

Has anyone got a doughnut on them... Me is starving...

In that case they'd better be careful.

*tosses Greebs doughnut she snitched from blu*


'Nonnie

...and the president was wandering, and wandering, and wandering, and wandering, and wandering, and wandering, and wandering, and finally got so tired that he just flopped face forward onto a soft databank, and slept for thirteen hours on end. The teddy pig, still missing one eye, guarded his safety in a radius of one-eighty degrees.

It's alright, everyone - he's from Amsterdam, where they're allowed to smoke that stuff...

"Don't panic!" said Aerol. "I have my Schrodinger's Box here. It can do more than the cat thing. Let's just put a crystal ball in here..."

He did this. Everyone crowded around the box. In the depths of the crystal ball appeared a figure. He wore a hooded robe, that was so dark it seemed to glow with darkness. This in fact it did. His face was invisible; under the hood was even darker. He spread his hands outward, and lightning flew from them.

The image faded. Everyone looked up at Aerol.

"I knew it," he said. "Verawn, the Lord of the Eye is back. And he wants revenge."

Oh Poot... ~grin~... me seem that before... it's a repeat... just like the BBC... ~bigger grin~ Can you get a different channel on that thing Mr Nex???

*eyes SPINY suspiciously*

*Mrrrrrr?*

(You strange looking, all spiked. You related to me-kind?)

*Rrrrr-mow*

(Amsterdam: where two-leggers more often behave like me-kind. They call 'stoned')

*Gwennie wakes from vodka-induced stupor of two days......*

What, where, who???

Ewww - I need to brush my teeth!

*Looks around*

Oooh! A Greebo and visiting feline! *Rummages around in her bag for catnip flavoured doughnuts.....*

There you go my feline friends - enjoy!

Aerol looked stunned, a facial expression totally unsuited for his face. "Don't any of you care that Verawn is somewhere in this universe!? No, of course not. You weren't there when he tried to take over MY universe. And what's worse, I recognized that room! It's ..." Aerol abruptly broke off and jumped into his Schrodinger's Box, which folded itself around space-time and vanished.

Well.. well.. welll... ~Greebo starts to munch on the doughnut kindly provided by Gwennie...~ What does everyone make of that???

What do you make of a thing that is gone?

*nibbles doughnut crumblies*

'Nonnie

You mean like this doughnut Nonnie??? ~grin~

... snore ...

~Greebo jumps onto Prez's head... it's in a cats nature to do this... so you can't blame me for doing it... grin~...

Me tired...

~Greebo settles down on her perch and closes her eyes... ~

*Gwennie produces camera and takes picture of Prez with his feline hat which is still contentedly sinking her claws into her bed and wanders off to find some food...*

Gwennie, may I suggest you come and check out my boat cruise at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=9231&thread=42933 Oh, everyone else can come too. We are going to have a trip we won't forget. Hope to see you all there

Character's Name: Tal Rasha

Strong area of magic: Divination

Weak area of magic: Conjuration

House pick between: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw