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just tweedted uncle trumpieee, just because i can and a little bit drunk and theres nuffing doing in the pub, and Ally said i should'ent but i said he's the one that's buggering up my tweeter time line and he needs some sound advice, which I always tend to give... Like "its time you made the tea" or "fancy a nice piece of toast PRES"

Trump seems to like four letter words, which you have kindly offered to him.

I guess between them 'tea' and 'toast' could pass as four letter words, no?

(That's my fake Mexican accent by the way)

"because i can and a little bit drunk"

hold your liquor man
don't get drunk until 7.30pm

Hi Bob, hows things mate

Not bad thanks Prof usual dps and downs but working out. How are you and yours all good I hope

Yorkshire day today, but couldn't go outhad to wait in for delivery of heavy duty brush/garden strimmer

BUT! I'm toasting the day now (come hic)

How does one celebrate Yorkshire Day in an orderly fashion?

One doesn't!

Orderly doesn't fit into the a sentence about celebrating Yorkshire Day

Am I right or am I right?

Good for you
Yorkshire day miss anything good, strimmer! there are other ways of getting a haircut

"WE" ask that all Yorkshire folk, wear a White Rose on Yorkshire day

celebrate it how you wish hic!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Day

http://www.yorkshire.com/inspiration/features/yorkshire-day

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/01/happy-yorkshire-day-quotes-memes-and-images-why-is-it-yorkshire-day-today-6820320/

"Orderly doesn't fit into the a sentence about celebrating Yorkshire Day" [Ierce]

Are you saying that hospital orderlies should not celebrate? Seems to me that some of them put with a lot, and should be entitled to.

https://iaingould.co.uk/case-reports/grandmother-receives-compensation-from-west-yorkshire-police-following-cs-gas-assault/

Sorry,

http://iaingould.co.uk/case-reports/grandmother-receives-compensation-from-west-yorkshire-police-following-cs-gas-assault/

Sounds like a normal night out to me. In Yorkshire

today I have mostly been down the pub

Sounds like a good idea. I had a half and half myself in the café this afternoon: and

Will have my blood tested tomorrow morning - and then it's time for and whiskey again

my son baby sitsa for one of his friends, while he was in America/Louisiana he's just got back today and he's brought my son 2 @ 1ltr bottles of jim beam bourbon (on condition) that one comes to meit arrived at 7.10pm tonight

well done