h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

for that, Baron

"I prefer veggies to velvet [grumble] [Pierce]

If Elvis were still alive, he might well *be* a vegetable.

I can imagine that Elvis singing all the hits:

Blue Suede Choux

Chervil In Disguise

Jailhouse Broc

They have delivered my newspaper again with creases i can remember ordering the newspaper creased

Don't you get your valet to iron it before he brings it to with breakfast every morning, the rest of us do

My valet has gone to play with Ken and Barbie. He's valet of the dolls.

my man has a good record with the old iron, also mixing a good G'n"T over stiff water

What is stiff water?

ice

I've never her ice called that round our partswe just say "X with ice"

HEARD oops!

If Lewis Carroll's rabbit hole had led to the Arctic, the title would have "All-Ice in Wonderland."

Today all drinks are on me

Today I have been divorced exactly as long as I was married

Dat's divorced relationship I've ever heard of!

Nothing on the TV........... Ahhh its a bank holiday alright

con-grats Pierce

I beat you thoughmarried 9yr, single parent 23yr Oct coming



"Ahhh its a BLANK holiday alright"

So are you still celebrating like I am, ?

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"Dat's divorced relationship I've ever heard of!" [paulh]

Actually our relationship is quite okay. She's like a good neighbour would be: We are on friendly terms without being intimate friends, seldom visit each other but help each other out on the odd occasion.

And we have three beautiful children, so none of us have any regrets. There was a time. It came and went. And that's it

In the film "Theory of Everything," there's a scene where Professor Hawking and his ex-wife are together with their children. "Look at what we made together," hawking says.