h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Kristine - sounds fun! Hope the Mods don't rumble us too soon.

Now all, shall I join in as Jackie Tinn and be disapproving?

Oooohhhh! Adrian Chiles just said I had a "dirty voice and a naughty chuckle". Phoned in on his tingling moments theme (re: footie, hasten to add).

wow sarnia, brilliant girl !!

have you taped it?? if so call me and play it for me. bet you sleep all night with a big smile on your face. that is great. maybe we should make getting on the radio a new game.disco>

see you all in the morning - wagnerian vamps unite

kris

just a suggestion but I think the thing to do is to make it very subtle for it to work to maximum effect... being the witty bunch you are I know the desire to pun is irresistible on some occasions but I think If we take on completely different personae it has a very good chance of working

I want to make mine a 3 to 4 week project....gradually making Ian. Mel or Mutley an ally at first and then at the end to get him to the point where he’s ready to meet me with a rose in his lapel outside Euston Station after ditching his wife and kids...well maybe not that far but you never know

I thought It would be a good idea to go head to head at some point in a full on argument with Bushy just to set Ian’s heart a flutter..I can use a new posting or get involved in a discussion about homosexuality and make a few points about it being unnatural.....but I’ll wait till I know one of the targets is looking on in the wings

Bushy/Pat/Kris/Sarnia if this happens I apologise in advance, I intend to be viscous and mean for genuine effect, I’m already known as Mr Multiple by Pete Pooter so this may avoid suspicion...the good thing about h2g2 is we can share the joke away from the battle and plan new strategies!

I name this new woman ‘Jennie Girl’ ....... god bless her and all who assail her!

I’m going to post Father Ches’s last sermon and have myself as Jennie Girl tell myself how tiresome and unfunny it’s become .. confused..I will be..make some allys among the ‘targets’

Has anyone seen what that crazy person has written on "...af"? I was all set to steam in as Dagmar but I have to say that that message has completely perplexed me now!

Who are the "bad boy lovers"? Is this a Hip Hop thang or what?

Oh morning all btw ...

Mornin Bushy...what the is he on about "bad boy lovers'?? is it Pat taking the P***...I hope so...its very scarey if not ...could be a nervous breakdown in progress..

Morning Brad,

Just read your previous message re. arguing with yourself! You realise that you are completely bonkers I take it?

Although I have to say not as crazed as Tony McRush... Looks like a severe case of being totally lashed and in charge of a computer! Book 'im Dano!

What do I have to do then? Logon as Dagmar or has that changed now? I need guidance Father Nattings.

I've already posetd as Jennie Girl ( started off at 44th posting)

I'm going to play it very subtley to avoid suspition but
It would be a good idea if someone gave a code word at random and the other person has to use it in a sentence when answering them...or arguing with them

(the last place I was at, me and the guy I worked with used to do this when talking to the boss...we would pick a word at random out of the dictionary and challenge the other person to fit it in a sentence when speaking to the MD when he used to come into our room to brief us on a new job...one day I had “Crook” and he had “Sewage”... later we were p****** ourselves laughing about it!)

Sounds good!

Ok, your word is ... dribble ... What's mine?

Bushy when I said yesterday I thought every one was fed up with the Pirate schtick i meant us...like you I don't give a damn about the others..in fact we could relaunch the ship bigger and bolder than before next week...when I can (work permitting!)..whaddayasay?

your word is hand-saw

dribble is toooooo easy

Bushy today you must use the word "hand-saw" in one of your postings

Pat must use the word "Loop fish"

Kris must use the word "defeasance"

Sarnia must use the word "bodgit"

Yep, I'm up for that ... It was good fun I thought! Made us quite a few new friends as well! Would 'Jennie Girl' in?

Yes, 'dribble' is way too easy for a man of your talents what about ... 'erumpent'?

Yep, I'm up for that ... It was good fun I thought! Made us quite a few new friends as well! Would 'Jennie Girl' join in?

Yes, 'dribble' is way too easy for a man of your talents what about ... 'erumpent'?

Jennie Girl hates you all Brad especially

3 quick points:

1. Morning all;
2. Brad: how did you get jennie girl up to 44 posts so quickly? Is there a shortcut we can all use?
3. For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not Tony McRush: no-one could pretend to be that demented.

Dagmar "lurves" everyone... but does not understand English humour or colloquial phrases!

Well done on 'dribble' but that doesn't count I'm afraid ... erumpent please!

Morning Pat!

I think it's Ruth McNumpty in her dad's "Bore War" [sic] de-mob suit?

WAIT STOP EMERGENCY SOMEONE GET HOLD OF bushy AND I AM NOT TALKING SEXUAL INNUENDO HERE

I HAVE REGISTERED AS THE SAME FIRST NAME AS OUR LEEDS MAN KEEPS SAYING - ARRRGGGGHHHHH GRAB HIM QUICK SOMEONE.

what was the incomprehsible word again brad.....

kris

Pat that's a trade secret ..so there..i've shown far too many of my cards as it is..I'm holding a few close to my chest