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Did you beat Penton? Just interested as they play our 2nd XI...

Chopsy, just don't drink to the point were you simply crawl into the interviewer's office. Though it would be an interesting thing to see.

Alistair,

I am beginning to think you are a bit of a tease. You ask about Alex Kingston - for no particluar reason, and now this Rachel woman...
I will admit to a partiality to Tony Soprano,but I have no idea why - he's not really my taste at all...........

LouLou - good luck with your new job!

Hazel,
Hell Hazel and good morning to our other readers,

I don't know why I asked about Alex Kingston; maybe I was just concerned for her wellbeing? The USA is a tough place for a young British actress to make her way in, and perhaps my paternal instincts were coming to the fore. Similarly, I have concerns for other young women such as Ms Stevens, Ms Minogue, Ms Helen Willetts and Mrs Sarnia.

(How deeply unconvincing is that?)

I am not aware of Mr Soprano as I am not an aficionado of the programme. I take it, from the soubriquet 'Soprano', that he is a gentleman of Italian extraction?

(And why am I writing in such an affected style?)

Good morning Alistair and anyone else out there

Alistair..Ms Kingston is a good deal older than you, why would you want to mother her....sure it shouldn't be smother her in kisses

It is Saturday, which means mega brunch in just over an hours time. Can I tempt anyone to bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, baked beans and chips? And I wonder why I don't like moving on a Sat afternoon

Happy Saturday to all.

'Hell Hazel'

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Sorry. This was meant to read, 'Darling, Hazel'.

Apologies for any confusion caused.

Hello Magster,

Older women are deeply appealing.

Blimey. Do you have this 'breakfast' every week? I hope you grill everything...

Chips???

No fried bread?

Good morning all.

Magster I am worried about those chips, yes Alistair, fried bread sounds better to me!

Just been shopping for new "job clothes" ...what do science technicians wear under their white coats? Suggestions on a postcard please!

'what do science technicians wear under their white coats?'

Oh God, don't start me off...

Good morning, er, that should be good afternoon everyone,

Magster - am I too late for brunch? Can I have hash-browns instead of chips please, and extra fried bread? I hope you have red, brown and yellow sauce.

Alistair, you are forgiven for the Hell. And for the Darling.

LouLou - enjoy your shopping. Will you really get a wear a white coat at work?

Hazel, sorry you were too late...all done and munched but I will remember you next Sat

Alistair, so that you do not worry too much about my diet and cholesterol count, yes everything is grilled except the chips and therefore we don't do fried bread. The thinking behind this Saturday ritual which is now a family legend, is that you do a massive meal for just before noon and then you do not eat anything else again, well apart from a curry in the evening Naturally, the children always want something else but I don't. I cook it all now but when we lived in London there was a lovely cafe at the bottom of the road that did it all, just the way you wanted it, for £3.50. I was happy with that

Chopsy, as advised, you need a Miss Jean Brodie style of dress because you don't want pimply teenage boys leching at you now. Just how many Mr Lou's are there you dirty bird?

Hazel, yes..it's white coats all round...loulou the scientist!!

Magster I kid you not, there is only one Mr. Lou!!!

Alistair this is the cause of some debate..

Do we go for Jean Brodie style frocks? Why the Magster one would think I would wish to borrow any of her clothing is beyond me.

Lou,

No comment.

Has anyone ever seen the film The Bitch? The one which Joan Collins made famous for her 'minimalist' use of a fur coat?

Hazel,

When I say 'darling' I use the word ironically, and use it in the context of 'mwah mwah, daaaaaaahling" rather than "ello darling, fancy a bit of owsyerfather?"

I am sure you realised this, but in case there was any doubt I thought I would confirm this is the case.

Lou


Stop poncing, you know as well as me that you are going to wear those little white panties with red flowers under the white coat.Presumably you are going to buy a white bra, as I know you don't own one.

ROFL!

Now serious business for when you lot get back from enjoying yourselves. I have had a mail from the dementors this afternoon telling me that I must not engage in "quarrels" on FLN or they will pre-mod me. Has anyone else ever had a mail like that? Just because I got involved with blooming ij again. Mad me....only a tadge

Yes Magster ROFL indeed!

Meet my... erm... ex-friend Lew!