h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...Or reversals like my ex Betty Swallocks?

Oh Bushy, you shining wit.

Any old port in storm eh Doc?

Indeedy.

Keep up the good work, Bushy. Let's nail Bob taylor now.

Well I'm not too sure I can compete with you a PP in this game? You've already managed "rimming" and "penetrate ... inner circle"! LOL!

Bob Taylor is another comedy character isn't he?

Not one of mine. As I said, I've got fed up of Tango Man. He was meant to be a parody but in my naivety I forgot how many real bigots are out there. I fear Mr Taylor may be real.

Jeepers creepers, he's a real "murderer in waiting" I think then?

Who is Annie Cooper? PP???

Come on Bushy, play our childish game? (I think "golden shower" might be about to appear in the CBB thread).

Bah!! Not having much luck tempting the rotten little bigots out from under their stones today ... Even mentioning Arthur Scargill is keeping them at bay!

Ok, I'll do me best on the rude phrase thingymajig! Gimme a moment to think about something!

I've got a belter but the site keeps crrashing...

No, it got on there anyway. I can't beleive that will stay there for very long.

Golden shower - very subtle, PP!

Good one DS, although it's generated horrible thoughts.

Where is it? I've been busy booting Vic Power around over on Today's News...

Dr S's is in a post in the CBB thread about how Arthur Scargill is past his best: look out for a ref to a contemporary Brit Art fiend.

martin scores an own goal which I am more than pleased to point out! Pay attention baines!!

Seen your effort Pat and it is superb but I may be able to better it I think! Just waiting for the right moment..

Which thread are you on Bushy, my computer is slower than a special needs snail today.

can any one tell me what to do with a stalker?

goto 'for Brad" on my space...she keeps sending me poems and the last one put the willies up me!

it's seriously creepy ...it isn't any of you is it!

Wooah Brad. Someone has spent some time on that. Come on, you thought it was Kris, didn't you? Hmmm...

My guess is...Ian's sister!

Sorry Brad mate but none of us are that committed to strat writing all that cobblers during the night!! Best if you stay with one of us at all times I suspect?

Also Brad, don't go walking off and talking to strange ladies when our backs are turned. First off, you replied to her ("strange fits of passion, I have known" indeed, whatever next?), and then you went off to visit her space didn't you? Didn't you? What have we told you about going off with strangers? But do you pay any attention? We might as well have been talking to ourselves.