h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I certainly am. Though I say it myself.

I notice Kim Deeley's been posting on the Dingles board. Must get over there and have a look

Sorry singles.

hi i am happy as a little lark as usual ta. missed talking with ya! hope you are nice and happy too.

You must have a big mouth if you can succubus.

I'm sorry. I'm not feeling myself today. I have a rash.

too late,

i pervfur sitting under this umbrella now

Hmmm... Don't think it is that then! I just had a look before I logged in and it still had eyes for my login name. I'll find out what it's all about later and let you know.

kris, haven't you been away this weekend or something? Visiting friends or family? How was it?

i had a lovely time thanks. i have to leave again

be back around tea time and then tonight, i am going to be a security guard for the first time ever - my friend's mum died, house full of priceless antiques. (i am sleeping there for a coupla nights so i CAN legitimately call myself one)

see you all later, luv

Hi All

Kris can u wear the uniform too, I insist I'm afraid

Camile (the shared possessed personality is up and running)
just took her/him for a test drive , checks out fine,
rhetoric -- check
sarcasm - check

anyone want to take it for a spin I'll log out and leave the keys

Log in name: Camile
Password: 123456

Hmmmm...she's got a good engine and that's no mistake...a bit of a goer is our Camile...excuse me, I'm off for a cold shower.

Bushy, you've just been handbagged by Kim Deeley. What are you going to do about it mate?

The eyes must mean "is online": look, Kris' eyes have disappeared again.

Anyone driving Camile at the moment? (bit of a shame that her first response was from a sane man rather than an idiot).

Kim Deeley is definitely one of the regs! Probably one of you lot no doubt? I've answered anyway and also given her some of my considerablely good advice on her dating dilemma!

No Camile's free if you want her..ahem.

Something's just struck me: Eddie Crane (who, let us not forget, has revealed that he's employed as a mod on another site)is always banging on at the mods asking them to check IP addresses and send out some warning e-mails (most recently in Tango Man's thread of yesterday). If the mods do this, how will they deal with Camile's apparent ability to jump about from London, to Manchester to Blackpool etc, or at least from one PC to a series of others.

Hello all,

I've just had a little borrow myself of her.....ta. Thought I'd put up something inane....

What does it matter when you can phreak your IP Address anyway ... Anyone doing this or is it just me?

You'll have to help me here: how do I "phreak" my IP address?

No - how do you do that?

Sarnia,

Let us know when she's back in the garage then please.