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Nice one V Max!

Bushy et al,

Are these Holly, Katharine and Sally characters anything to do with you?

BTW: Hallooooooooo Sarnia!!!

Afternoon Chelsea: I wonder if I might borrow 5 mins of your time via the medium of the electronic mail?

Welcome Alistair W: glad you finally made it. Johnstone for President.....hold on, what the yellow rubbery feck am I saying?

Ali,

None of them are me. I have only ever posted as V Max. I think Katherine may be real, not sure about the other 2. Maybe Brad's been in the dressing-up box again...

Having said that, I've just seen that Holly has asked Ian what job he does. Oh dear...

Ian Johnston is a trolley collector at Safeways. What happened to his cottage in the Highlands then? Has he sold it?

Can't hang about, the tatting's getting on top of me...

Hi Sarn.... whoosh and she was tatting well gone.

Whatever happened to Kim Deeley?

If anyone wants a good ole-fashioned duck shoot keep your eyes peeled for 'John Crawshaw', especially when he gets onto capital punishment. He also supports compulsory sterilisation for people he doesn't like. When I asked him to explain his views in more detail, the mods pulled me off (not literally).

Don't talk to me about flippin' Kim Deeley!!

Willie Warmer anyone? This I bought is too b ... erm ... not the right size!

Duck shoots are pretty much our stock in trade, n'est-ce-pas?

By the way: forgot to mention this morning. Football's a rubbish sport and I have no interest in it any more: where is Rotherham anyway?

Pat,

Football? P'ah! Where is Shrewsbury, anyway?

I'm afraid West Ham are going down, mate. There's no escape now, surely? Maybe you should look at it as an opportunity to win silverware (1st division champs) next season? See, the glass is half full after all!

Me, I'm getting my passport up-to-date.

Why, are you going somewhere nice on holiday?

OK, I don't really believe Everton can stay in a european qualifying position, but I can dream! Mind you, Brian McBride looks a bit useful.

McBride looked good at the World Cup, and continues to do so: he also seems to have that essential element luck on his side.

Walsall, Stoke, Rotherham, Wolverhampton, here we come.

James Moore makes a lot of sense, when you really think about it. I like his style.

I think there are fundamental truths hidden in his verbosity (or something).

I suspect Mr. Moore of being a devotee of the cut up technique as used by William Burroughs and others of the beat generation.

Afternoon Peter: have you seen you started a whole sub thread with your post on AF about the Cole Porter Thongbook this morning?

Pat, man, get a grip! James sounds like a walking, talking Andersen Consulting proposal (sorry, Accenture).

Or are you being ironic?

Ironic? Don't know the meaning of the word AW. Please elucidate.