h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning chaps, chipper?

Marvellous idea for the Johnston game. The word has to be really difficult, as johnston cuts and pastes at random....i suggest "fellatio". Not as the word, obviously.

Aslo, heads up. BNP won a council seat in Halifax last night and we can expect some nazi action - so prepared to get pulled off as well.

btw, it think it's marvellous that I've been away from my wife all week and there are no signs of sexual frustration at all.

Mornin' Doc,

Funny that, your wife said the same to me over coffee this morning...

Morning chaps! Chipper?

I am pretty chipper but have a cold! Not used to getting cold as i never never seemed to suffer from them when I smoked.

What word or phrase is nominated for johnston-game then?

Nazis seem to crawl out on a night when we're not around (apart from mad, sad doug creep that is!) ... Anyone checked for large amounts of nonsense yet?

Sshhh Max - told you not to say anything.

[Tonight same time?]

Yep, and remember the swarfega...

Hey Doc, you want to get that woman of yours under control mate!

I certainly have with Mrs Whack'd... But no need to mention it to her though if you ever see her, ok? Ta!

Swarfega? What do you think I am? A Nazi?

When I left Mrs Whack'd at the Wine Bar last night, she assured me that she had a lift home, Bushy. You live in a Penthouse flat at Chelsea Harbour, don't you.

I see that ij was busy posting between 01:30 and 02:00 this morning on "af..." Tea break during overnight shelf-stacking duties?

D'Oh!!

I live in a hovel in Wilmslow... Curses, she's going out with Graham Le Saux again, right I'm on me way to London... Errr... Where is it, exactly?

I'm beginning to suspect "Sally Ramsden" is johnston's mum or something - is she starting him a fan club yet? Come on, own up, who's doing this? You're only encouraging him.

V Max - I'm glad you like Mrs. S. Of course "Mrs" is a relative term since he came back from Bangkok.

Isn't Sally CG? Didn't she tell us she was going to start sticking up for him?

Well I like that! I suggested Anthea Turnip become a car park attendent and it got deleted!!!

Where is it exactly? Well, if you drive south and turn left you'll find this big place with lots of streets and cars and things. You can't miss it.

Doc,

That explains the swarfega then...

Morning Pat,

What does elucidate mean?

Morning 'Trotskyists',

Hmm, I was about to post an entirely sensible message on the BNP's heroic triumph in Mixenden Parish Council but I see that the nutters are emerging from the loony bin. I'll wait and see what is said.

Good to see IJ's beautiful relationship with his OED is as strong as ever...

Bushy,

Your suggestion for the lovely (?) Anthea to become a car-park attendant is there for all to see, as is your dig at the mods for removing it! Prepare to be "DING'd"...

Is it signposted?

If you see the elusive Mrs Whack'd this evening lurking in a "wine bar" or some such ... establishment! Please inform her I am on me way and I have the wet celery and the whisk in the side-car of our motorcyle-combo so she'd best brace herself!

Bushy,

No need for signposts, just follow the asylum seekers

The nazis are stumbling out into the light on FLN already.