h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps it's like one of those films where the prisoner thinks he's being released and there's a man behind the door waiting for him with a loaded weapon.......

Bushy, remember that bit in The Italian Job when Michael Caine gets out of prison and is taken to a room with a bevy of beauties for his delectation?

Well we haven't done that for you.

But we have arranged for pooter and ian johnston to throw oranges at you and call you a crim and a man-whore.

We're off preparing our character references for the next time you get into a Dennis The Menace type scrape.

Prep-H on standby, Bushy.

BTW - while you were in clink the country went to the dogs, asylum seekers moved into your house, the EU passed a new standard for computer programming (you don't meet it), we declared war on Vatican City and your wife ran off with the barrier-operator from Morrisons. Welcome back into the community.

lol

hey bush man - dem mods bin so meen to yuh! just popping by while evading carrying on with the decorating/carpet-laying/furniture-humping. (i find the armchair works best)

it is at times like these that a man comes into his own lol and i start to wish i had one

Well thank you all so much for your lovely thoughts... It's good to be back I must say! I see the maniacs of "FLN" have been out over night? Are you lot still over on "...af" Mcteasing everyone?

Nah, trying to get some Euro Rulings gags going on MC-H.

Euro-Rulings??? I have been away you know V Max, so I'm not sure I could stand the excitement of that one just yet ...

I notice that ian is STILL waffling on the "Swing Thieves" thread on FLN.

Also who is theis Reginald Pithy bloke supporting him? And what;s that on af..?

Is Reginald anyone here?

Doc,

Not me - I don't have multiple IDs...


...yet

Well if none of you are owning up it must be as I feared...he's for real.

Just what we need, one more nutcase.

Can I just recommend the lead article in this week's the onion....."Kim Jong-Il Turns into Giant Robot."

Rolf, as a certain undead hand shandy merchant might say.

Not me Doc!

I reckon it could be a real head-banger just trying to wind us up?

Anyone fancy helping me on "af..." ?

Aw Bushy.... I eally thought we were going to get ij turning on eurotrash then...one can only imagine the look of outrage on his face as an item about scatophagy comes on....

That was my plan, I had hoped he'd get a repeat with the naked window cleaners or something similar.

Mr Sturdgess has weighed in as well, I see.

He watches it like a hawk already Doc! A bit "Hardcore Heidi" is probably propping up his coffee table as we speak...

Hey everyone...weigh in to help Simon Tucker on FLN who has posted to complain that racist posts are allowed to stay on and been swiped at by a MOd.

You hear that boys? MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!

They're deleting our posts!! Can you believe it???

Afternoon people,

So this is where the euro-nutters, poisonous lefties and PC vermin hang out is it? Pat sent me over here (I've left you a message btw, Pat). I haven't posted anything over here for months.

James Moore is priceless, isn't he? Initially, I was convinced he was genuine, now I am not so sure. At least I hope he is taking the pith.