h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Still in me cell waiting for Officer Mina to turn up with the keys.

How come those two sad twerps were logging on at 4:30??? What's the deal chaps?

Morning all!

Here comes another day of tennis-watching

It's a hard life......

Mind you, after watching the A-Rod beat Ally Nooie yesterday I need a day's rest.

Anyway, time to watch Andre slaughter the South African

Bye for now



pistol pete

Mornin' Peter!

(Actaully when you read this it maybe afternoon?)

Addendum:

Should be "actually" ... In fact thinking it about, it may now be Friday morning so I was right in the first place.

We have a temporal thing going on here I think? (or I thought at the time???)

"How come those two sad twerps were logging on at 4:30??? What's the deal chaps?"

It was 6.30 last night: Doc was aking himself why he was still around after 4.30 in the afternoon: you certainly have got a temporal thing going haven't you. Mind you, you're right about me being a sad twerp (nice continuing use of the 50s lingo in 'twerp').

morning all.

Yes I was logging on after 4.30; it was because I was at home for once using my snail modem.

How y'all?

I really must pay more attention... I am sure I heard the good Doctor wittering on about 4.30 am at some point but I must be imaging it I guess??? It's called going stir crazy I guess???

Still "incarcerated" ... Oh well!

Why are you a "sad twerp" PP? I was only joking you know ... Please don't report me to the landing monitor will you?

Doc,

Hiya. Are you joining in the game of "what's Bushy trying to say now?"

I think he's about to admit to being the secret love child of Charlie Whelan and Amanda Plattel.

That woman should be shot!

She has the audacity to firstly, come over here from Australia. Secondly, she is a right-wing numpty and thridly she sits sneering at people thinking she is the bit hitter media type, when in reality she is the woman that advised obsequious schoolboy, "Just William" Hague, to go on a roller coaster with a basball cap on with the rest of the crusty old buffers he had in his shadow cabinet thus ruining any vague chance he ever had of the winning the election!!!

ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I am not overly keen on the ludricrous Ms, Plattell, can you tell? She also has a long face like an aardvark!!

Rant over ...

...............and that he's been fostered by Andrew Pierce and is forced to worship at a shrine to Mag Thatcher at 0630 every morning.

It seems clear that Bushy hasn't paid his dues to Mr Big, who's had a word with the screws so that he's being held in the shower block for an extra couple of hours pending release. Use a gag Bushy, or they'll never let you out.

... turning over a new leaf of serenity and calmness to avoid re-incarceration I'd give you lot a damn good THRASHING for taking advantage of my imprisonment! If Brad was here he'd stick up for me! However, I am now very calm and wish all of you good people a very happy and peaceful 23rd Jan 2003.

Oh look! A ! How wonderful is nature?

Bushy,

Try biting on the spine of the OED - someone we know well recommends it.

I think he's saying he'd like us to meet him at the gates with a bacon butty and a big tube of anusol.

Still in that holding cell then? Perhaps HMP Johnston has a harsher regime than even we imagined.

I think Bushy's about to reveal that, at Mina's invitation, he's entered a wet T-shirt contest at half-time at Leeds' next home game.

Bet he regrets having that Brazilian wax now...

Now I am in referral for a scathing attack on Amanda Plattell! Come on Moderators, everyone knows she's a dummy ..?

Just my luck to have old Po-faced Amanda on my Parole Hearing I bet?

Bushy's 2589 posting has been referred to the "Community Team" - what's that about? Cyber-Parole Board?

Yep, but I am back!!!

Go figure eh? I bet the cell door has been opened and as soon I step forward it will slammed in me face?

Hello? Typical, I get out of clink and everyone f... erm ... goes away? Where are you all and where's me presents?