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Alistair - I'm going to come over all po-faced here but I work in the local area and it's a bit of a shock that there's noww a nazi councillor for Mixenden. For those of us who work round there it's not a funny issue.

Mixenden has lots of social problems (as does Halifax as a whole) but the BNP absolutely flooded the area with skinheads. This was a deliberately targeted seat.

So who is voting for these Nazis then Doc? Yep you guessed it, Thick Jack Clot, the Great British Public! Why? How do we change this?

Hi Doc,

I don't for one moment think it is a funny issue. However, I do take an almost sadistic pleasure in watching racists on the boards hoist themselves on their own petard.

I have utter contempt for the BNP and what they stand for, in case you have any lingering doubts...

Oi could I have some help please? I'm valiantly fighting off the racists on my own.

Alistair, I have no doubt you regard this seriously. I would anyway, but Halifax is in my backyard. I deal with social regeneration projects and I don't fancy having to deal with a council commitee including BNP scum!

Ali,

Have you got a Hotmail/Yahoo e-mail address you can provide us? We e-mail some of our stuff to keep it away from prying eyes...

I'm with you Doc!

I think Alistair is right to enjoy seeing the rubbish popping up from our "BNP friends"... Only through them being allowed to speak can anyone see just how vile and ignorant they truly are!

Ali,

Sorry, rather than post it here, send an e-mail to : [email protected] and I'll reply from there.

Mornin' All, I've got my knobkerry ready for some fascist bashing, just point me at them.

Don't expect me to answer tho' Alistair! I am a two-faced bar-steward according to Brad!

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You booger, Doc. I was about the ask the venerable 'Colin Frankland' who "they" were.

Funny how he's only comes onto the News board when race is an issue, innit?

Mornin' peter, Nazis on Five Live News but fading fast!

Where's johnny moronic, doug creep, big daft bob, james mumbly and mick twerp when you need 'em eh?

Stick it to 'em boys!

It's Cable Street all over again...

Hi mate,

Will do. I'm a little wary of posting it in public because of my fear of spam!

Ali,

Don't blame you. That's why I have the yahoo address, I can just bin it and get another if it gets spammed...

Anyone got 5Live on? Its surreal - I've just heard Fi asking about their views on war in Iraq - to Cannon & Ball!

What did they say? "Where's Iraq?" "What war?" ...

Was only joking re. Brad BTW, he was teasing me last week about not answering posts and/or e-mails!

I am becoming a bit concerned that Eddie Crane is stalking me on the message boards...

...he seems to crop up everywhere I go. Or perhaps I am unwittingly following him?

Those people who accused the BBC of dumbing down when Fi got the phone in show were clearly unaware of the calibre of political commentator she would attract.

Ali,

I've replied to your e-mail. Please confirm you got the reply OK.