h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NO!!!!! Dammmmm........too late. We you can clean the mess up when he's

By jove! He drank that litre nearly as quickly as I could. I she supposed to do THAT?

*watches the drunk dog dance to the 'comb your hair' song*

About that copy of readers' daughters...

Liam.

Please don't WORRY its only a CARPET......

*takes mop and bucket off Lady L*

It's your party - leave the cleaning up to Rev.

*wanders off to the bar for some more *

Liam.

Luke 4 25-28

And lo, said Mary, hath God told me that the cleaning up is for sure a womans job and unto domestic chores shall a vicar not partake.

Taken from the Gideon's Chauvanist Bible (New Teste)

Its time to cut the cake and make a wish,everybody.Rev,you always carry a knife....

Sir you are drunk and I am ugly but tomorrow I will still be....something or rather.Madame if I was your husband I would buy a pub..

Rev - can you wipe the blood off it this time.

*dims the lights*
*tries to light ALL the candles*
In lieu of recent fire strikes we will are only allowed to light 10 candles.

Starts up with the Italian "It's your birthday" song...

Liam.

The children,the childminder. thanks everybody(hic).

Bye Lady L! Happy Birthday!

Liam.

Happy Birthday Lady Lowena, the last time I was at a birthday party was about 12 years ago or more. I have not been to a birthday party since.

Here is are some of a machine, 12 bottles of claret , 12 bottles of Vintage Dom Peron Champagne and a Star Trek food replicator.

Ive heard of fashionably late but thats ridiculous.But hey,thanks for all the presents.I ought to have bought the car today,after all

Could somebody turn the Birdie Song off please. I also think it was a terrific idea to add the tamazepam to the sausage rolls, look, they're all still asleep.

Not me!! I went home early and now here I am.

I hope the others are breathing and you didn't overdo it with the drugs. They aren't responding to bitch-slaps.

you are not here, I hope

looks around in his liiving room

no.ope Lady Lowena overhere

Whats wrong with everybody? Wake -up,wake up! Pheloxi,thanks again for your present!!!

hello Lady Lowena

it is say hello day

more in meme webguide A573040 (h2g2) or A866081 (360)
under "World Hello Day"

Iv'e got permission to say hello to people? I'm going to do mine in a kurtcobainey sort of way.Hello,hello,hello,hello.Here we are so entertain us. Well hello Dolly.