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Post 41

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Hi Vicki! smiley - smiley

The bar is free - what would you like? Don't worry - I told Lady L that you were going to be here and were a little late

Liam.


It's a Birthday Party!

Post 42

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

The good Rev. should look out for people with cocktail sticks. Hmm... what an appropriate name.

Liam.


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Post 43

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Why thank you Mon Capitan!!!

I've just eaten, but wouldn't say no to a large smiley - bubbly though.smiley - biggrin


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Post 44

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle



silence




I feel great again. Anybody want some caviar? The caviars great. Really great. There's plenty to go round. It's great.


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Post 45

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

smiley - yuk

Fish eggs. Thats all they are. Why do I now feel very smiley - ill

BTW: Where's the birthday girl?


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Post 46

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

*heaves a nebecannezzer of Lanson out of the fridge*
*shoots down one of the smiley - disco lights with the cork*

Ooops.

A smiley - bubbly for you Ms Virago.

Liam.


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Post 47

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Oh it can't be... a five year old golden labrador,thanks,Vicky


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Post 48

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

...with a matching dog poo as well!

Liam.


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Post 49

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

How'd ya guess!!

Well I had to get rid of him somehow!!!

Oh, be carefull with him. He gets over excited very easily.

And keep him away from the food or you'll have non left!!smiley - winkeye


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Post 50

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Cheers for the smiley - bubbly Captain.


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Post 51

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Please, call me Liam. Captain sounds like a name a dirt old man in an old people's home would call himself. Hmm.. Where is the good Rev?

Liam.


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Post 52

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

A delivery of 'Readers Daughters' scug magazine has been dropped off. Addressed to a 'Captain'. Any ideas?


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Post 53

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

OK Will call you Liam.smiley - smiley


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Post 54

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Hmm I hope i don't have to buy myself a drink on my birthday...


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Post 55

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

It's an open bar.

The management said so much money had been put in the till that all drinks are now free!!! smiley - drunk


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Post 56

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

The barmans not looking, go and help your self. You've got to make your own luck in this world.


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Post 57

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Time for a party game I fancy.Whoops are labradors supposed to eat caviar?


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Post 58

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Er. It might give him the sh*ts so don't let him eat anymore!! smiley - yikes

He's only used to eating Bakers Complete.

What about pass the parcel?


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Post 59

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I'll give him a tot of brandy to wash it down and make it all better.


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Post 60

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Don't EVER pick up any parcel that the Rev drops .Other than that we should be fine.


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