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wanders if younger people will learn if I say please!

Hello everybody! Have you seen my friends Angus and John? They were meant to be dropping in on their way to the Met Bar?

*pays the cab driver to make sure the right Rev. doesn't ruin the party*

A drink Rev.?

Liam.

Very kind of you, your Highness. I'll have a pint of Pernod and a magnum of Champagne please. I'll get the next round in.

Aha, time for some Champagne Supernovas...

A tohsht! To my great friend ,hace,pershon with a reshponshible joband father of one,Captain Shpankmonki

Christ she's a light weight.

Ooops - sorry for the wait pheloxi

Come on Rev. I've put a few grand behind the bar - let's see if we can sort this out. Chateau Nerf du Pape barman!

Liam.

Cheers!

Down to business. Who are the happy couple? What? Oh wrong do.
Must be all the media-snuff, it's messing with my wiring.

What did you get for your birthday then? Apart from an Israeli pork pie and some Sikh-burgers.

I'm a Veuve Cliquot man myself. That and Pernod. You'll find me in Kilburn singing 'The Irish Rover' with Shane MacGowan most nights.

Veuve indeed. A foul smelling tramps urine is that.

*shudders at flashbacks of throwing up pernod*

Liam.

everybody alright.All having a nice time? Blimey you are right about that quiche,Spanki.Didn't the rev bring that one?

Whats Pheloxi drinking? And why am I the only girl here?

I din not bring the quiche! I do not associate with that sort of silliness. If you look in the corner to the left you will see a wheelbarrow full of caviar and ryvitas. Dig in. The lucky one finds a £10000 truffle and a stolen religious relic from Ankara.

I can do the Oliver Reed special if that makes you feel better LL.

Look everybody 'WOMAN!'
'BULLDOG!'

Oh Christ! I always make a dick of myself at parties.

The quiche was my doing I'm afraid. Pheloxi is on the hard stuff - .

Only girl here - as if that would upset you, you get to pick and choose now

Liam.

Anyone else got a favourite party piece. Is smirnoff a girly drink?

Yes, smirnof is a girly drink.

*pours absolut straight from the freezer*

Try that

Liam.

A lady should never choose.What was that Rev Gentle was waving arouncd by theway.

>What was that Rev Gentle was waving arouncd by theway.<

His todger by the looks of things.

Liam.

Oh my God. How could I have not remembered your bithday.

*Vicki smacks head against brick wall*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

TIME TO PARTY!!!!



Please accept my humble apologies.

*drags in huge present*

I hope you like it.

Why so it was.There are a lot of sausage shape things as part of the buffet one could so easily have got confused.