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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
Just saw the news, Kurt Cobain's dead. Oh my god, nobody told me!
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 21, 2002
you saw old news clip....
better watch current news
...Micheal Jackson finaly gave birth to stuntman
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
Michael Jackson isn't black? Jesus Christ Our Lord Amen! I didn't read the paper for a couple of weeks and look what happens! I just found out the sad news that Freddie Mercury is gay, what else could happen?
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 21, 2002
There's not doubt that that bloke has serious mental problems. MJ - not pheloxi, well, having said that... 
Liam.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 21, 2002
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle,
may be it is time to give those old newspapers to paper recycle centrum and get some money for charity. it is soon 1st of December World AIDS day. the late Freddie Mercury would have like that if give money to AIDS reseach.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
His general treatment of children leaves a lot to be desired. I saw the pictures of 'his' kids with him in the zoo. Something tells me that they they may not be his and that he bought them instead. For what purpose one can only speculate...
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
Apparently they are going to rename Strike It Lucky to Strike It Rich. Fortunately Michael Barrymore is going to continue presenting it, he is such a lovely wholesome family man and can be enjoyed by all ages of the family.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 21, 2002
sorry I do not get ITV in the Netherlands due to copyright reasons
I get Auntie Beeb
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2002
I am very sorry for being so late with your presents I only learnt about your birthday around about 6pm when I went into the LD competition No 5 page. I did not know about your birthday party until then. I am 
please me. I hope you enjoyed yourself.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 21, 2002
Ignore him pheloxi - he's pulling your leg.
Rev - behave yourself or I'll be forced to take stronger measures. Half cocaine rations!
Liam.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
Captain, I am deeply infuriated by your suggestion that I dabble in the use of cocaine. I have been known on occasion to snort anthrax spores though. I have passed your copies of Readers Daughters (and free Readers Granddaughters supplement) on to the relevant authorities.
Lady Lowena, I'm sorry about the mix up with your present, it took some time but I have finally tracked down what you have been looking for. The 
was merely a stopgap until I found it, but here are the operating instructions for that large parcel which was delivered this morning.
A862995
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 21, 2002
Captian
..I think it was who is pulling who is leg....
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Nov 21, 2002
my birthday in a competitions page? Who won me? OOh I hope it was Gareth Gates,I'm longin to see if is he worked by strings or AAA batteries.My present was rather wet (how I wish I was rich enough to have a porch!) i am so glad I now have the instructions.I would have had no idea what to do with a vibrator!
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 21, 2002
May all your concrete be compacted!
Amen
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Nov 21, 2002
How i wish i was rich enough to have a porsche! Right, time to type up my Agenda for the weekly Friends of the School Meeting.Since I became chairman I no longer get snotty 'your child was late for school 27 times last term 'letters. could the fact that we currently have three grand in our bank account have anything to do with it?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Nov 21, 2002
iv'e got thirty three pee in my pocket.You can come round and check anytime you want to. Well not this evening of course
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