h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about A VOW OF GOLFin` SILENCE ???

Hmmm... let me think.... NO.

ing there was no s in your ing statement oh ing God of the almighty .
Perhaps our ing purpose can be to spread s and eradicate GOLFs as all ing things have to have a cause they are fighting against..It'll ing make the history of more interesting as well and the ing GOLF have the understanding of as well..though it does sound a bit ing stupid *apologizes to Batty for answering a ing question not asked of her and indeed asked only of Batty*

All input is valued, Q..

though I'd hate to start a /golf war.. especially since I'm so fond of ing Lurcher while he's not looking..

Thog, oh great y one, I do think that spreading the Wisdom of [ and it's merits as an aerobic exercise] is a strong and valiant cause. Perhaps it is that there is precious little in understanding of what life would be like without a festive here and there [ and definitely there]. Perhaps we should explaing to the noning masses exactly why it is so important to their health, well-being and general iness that they for great amounts of time and as often as in possible...

::Appears on his throne with a *FWWOOOMP!!*::

HMMMMM... I HAVE ED AND MEDITATED UPON MY PRIESTESS'S THOUGHTS IN THIS ING MATTER... I YOU ARE CORRECT, MY DAUGHTERS, THAT INDEED AIDING THE ING PROLIFERATION OF THE WISDOM, MIGHT, AND JOY OF IS MORE THAN ING ENOUGH OF A ING CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY AS A ... PEOPLE WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER IF ONLY THEY WOULD RELAX AND , AND LET THE OUT, AND BECOME ONE WITH THE .
UNFORTUNATELY, MY DAUGHTER QUILLE, IT WOULD BE ING UNWISE TO START AN ALL - OUT WAR AGAINST SUCH FOOLS, CRETINS, AND ERS WHO WOULD USE THE ING TERM GOLF IN A SENTENCE... WHILE THEY UNDOUBTEDLY ING DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR S RIPPED FORCIBLY FROM THEIR S BY A ING PACK OF WILD STARVING S, IT IS SADLY NOT OUR PLACE AS RESPECTABLE ERS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
VERY WELL, THEN, IT SEEMS THAT WE AS A SHOULD CONTINUE OUR QUESTS TO BRING AND JOY TO ALL WITHIN OUR REACH... JUST NEVER IN FORGET, MY DAUGHTERS, THAT WE ALSO HAVE A ING DUTY TO MAKE THAT REACH BE EVER - EXPANDING, SO THAT SOON ALL WILL KNOW OF THE AND THE JOY IT OFFERS.

::floats toward the kegs of and , eyeing the virgins in an altogether unsettling manner::

ing fine wisdom there oh magically wisdomish and
ish god of . *looks about for some *
now in ing GuideML!

* a few male virgins as she walks through the temple on her way to the machine*

::Floats past as Quille mutters something about GuideML::

in OOOO!!! I'll well have to go check that out... I was ing for you to be able to ing figure that out... it's a the first time around, isn't it?

::materializes a pitcher of for Quille so she can save her energy for the ing GuideML::

Hiya Most able Daughter!! How the are you this fine ing morn?

::settles into a comfortable armchair by the Pentagram and materializes some and a ====~~ for himself and another for Michele::

Care to in join me? Just got done with some in ing meself... feelin pretty in fine right the about now

ing morning to ya oh able priestess Michele!

ing pain in the yeah..finally got my ing drop down to in well work!
Thank ya muchly! *drinks some ing *

Pentagram? Wouldn't ours be a agram?

*gives a few of the more spiffy looking male virgins a then wanders over to the machine with her trusty bottle of Baileys to get ing sozzled with Priestess number 1*

No no -- the agram looks much, much ing different

::thinks it's ing good to see his Priestesses getting ing sozzled together::

Quille, dear, I just dropped the by your PS -- very ing nice! I remember the ing struggle I had with it very well when I first ed around on hootoo, and yours is a of a lot better than my first at it!

ing thanks oh ful master. Quite kind of ya.. It still isn't ing done!

*imagines what a agram would look like and then decides that it isn't appropriate.*

Probably a good in idea, dear The agram is a closely guarded secret, known only to the holiest of holies... ing sacrosanct, is what it is.
, even me First and Second Most able Daughters haven't seen it yet... I think...

sure we did, Thog.. when you were drunk.. it's tattooed to your

Is that what that was? I thought it was a ing large er of a !!!

Hasn't anyone made any in yet this morning? How can one expect one's first priestess to go out on a full day of ing without some in ??? Must I do EVERYTHING myself?

*puts in the temple maker, flips the switch on. Waits a few seconds then watches as hot cups of start materialising on the counter. She picks up a cup and sips "Ahhhhhh... now this is much better!" She grabs a couple of hazelnut biscotti's from the jar next to the maker and happily munches while sipping on her *

Happy everyone! *walks into the virgins room, flips on the light switch* "Okay - up and adam - adam... um... vigins!" a few of the virgins on her way back to the office to finish filing her paperwork for yesterday*

*yawns, stretches and uncoils herself from last nights batch of virgins* Oooh.. someone made and biscotti...

*nabs some and a biscotti then notices the freshly ed virgins lined up by the door* hmmmm.. Michele must have left for work already...

::appears suddenly in midair and drops to the floor with a thud::


Uuuuurrrrrgggg.... ... somebody say sumthin about ???

::stumbles blearily toward the maker and grabs a cup.... sips gratefully and begins regaining a semblance of ness::

Whooooooooo!!!! What a in night... how's all my favorite ers? Thank you, First Priestess, for the ... ing appreciated... errg.

Now what was that about somethin on my ???
::reads the b'log::

WHAT???? No it isn't...
::lifts his loincloth and inspects::

Oh , the agram IS tattood ta my
OK Who's the smarter who did that???
Herrrrmmmmm... .... actually, I kinda think I like it

yes it is rather y, isn't it?