h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders exactly what being a closet er could do to a person's (or wolf's as the case may be) sanity and if, in the grand scheme of things it really ing matters*

*accidentally happens into Michele's office in mid-wonder* Sorry!!! Didn't think that one was physically possible til now... *holds up a scorecard with a 10 on it*

Yes Michele, that ,as I think we`ve proved, is a novel approach to the subtleties of close contact ing !!

Batty, er, step into the closet, er, office, dear, and tell us what you think of this multi-functioning grapple

ing good show, mate! Of course, you ing realize, if you're going to be ing hanging about here and ing my Priestesses, I'm well gonna list you as a supporter of , as if you're using and ing the Priestesses of , then you're clearly ing supporting . As such, you will be ing listed as a ing supporter within twenty-four ing hours unless you back the off my Priestesses. I don't ing believe that you're willing to do that, so I will ing prepare myself for the ing of a horror that will be mine when I add your name to the ing roster of ing supporters.

As an aside, though, I ing understand... having typed GOLF more than a few ing times myself, I know how ing tiresome it comes to be. So, welcome the aboard, mate!


Here, have a ing or three..






To my Priestesses, well, , I'm proud of you!! I never would have ing believed that you could break Lurcher so early in the game -- I figured it'd be at least another ing month before he gave in and decided to support our ing cause... GOOD ING WORK, my able Daughters!!! As a reward, here's a few ing experienced blondes that I snuck in especially for you

*walks in and s Lurcher a few times as an 'official welcome' of sorts*

What the can I say?

I`m over in whelmed, is wot I am!

The thought of being added to the in list of in supporters is a in nightmare.
This calls for some serious in thought.

Thog, you in er, your logic is difficult to in argue against. What you`ve done is utilise two innocent young women(did I actually in write that?) to further your despicable ends.

Definately calls for much serious in thought.

In the meantime, I could go a few in s seein` as `ow you`re offerin, me owd mucker
And while we`re at it...

Are those , er, Virgins as randy as they in look?

I ask purely out of academic interest of course

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Well..put that way..BUT..you have to realise..* musters up a stern look*..I bend my knee to no man, God, or what the in ever!!
No in way!!
I have been known to bend the odd knee (or two) for a particular type of woman, sort of in the line of,er,duty, but that`s it.
I`ll believe only in what I can see, feel and

On that understanding, I`ll be pleased to sample the benefits as described, and will cease active hostilities, (give or take the occasional dig) for as long as I in well can.
Or as long as you can.

Deal?

( *I must be in mad.. them virgins had better be in worth it*)

Believe me, Lurcher, they in ARE

As to the whole in bended knee thing , I understand completely -- I have the same policy meself, and in THE NAME OF , I DON'T WANT YOU BENDIN KNEE TO ME!!! At least we're in agreed on that bit.

If you keep your in side of the bargain, I'll keep mine -- no in hostilities other than the occasional dig -- and NOTHIN AGAINST MY PRIESTESSES, SUPPORTERS, OR ITSELF!!!!! Personal digs are in fine, but that's it!
All that being ing said, we should do fine!!

You`ll do for me Thog



Have a great week-end, mate

You too, mate!! See ya on day!

gets out the history of and writes a few more of the most unbelievable ing things in it, not to mention some of the ing new ways discovered to (somebody has to ing well write the things, eh?)

Welcome to the Lurcher IT's really quite ing nice here..

*tags and sets loose the new batch of ing virgins thoughtfully purchased from Virgins 'R Us by Batty* For your ing enjoyment..

It's gettin' in deep in here - that's all I have to say about the matter...

Oh, hallowed ing supporters and ing priestesses of ! Pray, let me into thy ing fold, , yea, and ing verily, for I ing wish to become a supporter of !

*ing head bowed, proffers ing ing and ing *

::pauses on his way to the maker::

, that was an awfully nice way to ing put it... I dunno -- ladies, what the do you think? I'm gonna go get some in -- I'll come in back and make a in decision.

::continues blearily to the maker, munching on a few of the beernuts that Roadkill so thoughtfully brought along::

Oooohhh!! A new vict... member..

*trudges off for some in' *

I'll take it that's a ing approval, Most able Daughter?? Good....

Roadkill, ya , We have ing heardeth thy ing petitioneth, and We in Our dom and ism, do herebyeth induct you into the Hood. Know ye that thou art officially a ing Supporter of .... with approriate demonstration, thou mayest rise even unto the level of Knighthood of the , shouldst thou with such profound ing alacrity and proficiency and spreadst the and Values of throughoutst the ing multiverse to show to thine fellow ers thy dedication and worthiness. Eth. Welcome, Roadkill. Eth.


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Most y Thog, I give thee ing thanks for ing welcomeing me in such an manner; know ye that hence- ing- forth there shall be a on my ing PS, yea, mightiest of all s, on which those s who seek may click. Hundreds, nay, ing thousands shall come in ing pilgrimage.

*Changes ing nickname*

I now set out upon my ing task, though one of a task it may be, yea and ing verily.

That was a and ing exhausting.

*picks a few sacrifical virgins to welcome Roadkill properly*

Oh we're running low again..

*places another order with Virgins R Us* ... yeah.. and this time you think you could check the quality control on these??? uh huh.. uh huh.. well it may have been a virgin but it was still a and it wasn't blonde... luckily I caught it before his ness noticed and turned you into a in' warthog or something.. oh really??? well.. if I wanted a sheep I would have ordered one.. *makes a note to check with Richard Branson to see if one of his companies might offer an alternative*

That would be a first!..A Virgin at Virgin..some in chance!

Well stranger things have happened... though not often..