h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll... I'll ummmmm... be uhh... seein you later then, Daughter... *ahem*
Whew!!!

To Lurcher the ing father of : The essence of the universe to be was indeed found by ers unless you would like to take ing credit for knowing for what it truly is..The essence of the universe as GOLF (which is quite alot like ) may have been found by some incredibly elite GOLF ers but I just wouldn't know about that

Oh ing lord High one of wearing one of the ing holy Loincloths of : We seemed to be running ing low on kegs of so I ing well 'found' some more of it...*points to the corner of the hall of * Over there when your ing holiness wants it.

Priestess Michele.. I'm sure you can ing Amaze them with your ability and some ing miracles of ! Good upon your continuation of the conversion quest!

contemplating able quests

*pops out of the thin air next to Priestess Quill*

And may the run strong through you Sister Q!

*pops back to her quest*

ing thanks?! s to you..

Thank you, my Daughter, Bootlegger of Kegs... I am indeed ing thirsty, as I have just ing returned from evaluating some of my Most able Daughter's converts... the First Priestess is ing good, I'll ing say that for ing sure. I would not be too ishly surprised if we had a few more members by today... or supporters, at the very ing least.
Now that she has a few ing virgins for bargaining power, I think our ing congregation should begin spreading like

As for you, my Daughter, I am ing reluctant to send you on your own quest, owing to your delicate nature and your well... shall we ing say 'lack of experience"... you have demonstrated remarkable proficiency, but... well, you must be the judge of your own ability, I suppose. When you are ready, you shall have a quest... Just let me know a little ing while beforehand, my Priestess.

OOO ing converts and supporters! How ing exciting! Thanks for ing them into the knowledge of the ing power of Priestess Michele of .

No I wasn't ing planning to go on my own quest of just contemplating the possibilities of ing well spreading . And I do ing well agree to what your most honorably ing self said - I don't think I'd end up ing in a quest as my lack of ing knowledge would quite prohibit me from doing so.

wandering about the ing temple and tending to the ing sacrificial virgins

::thinks to himself that he's got a ing intelligent of a Priestess here, and is ing lucky to have her::

*bows in reverance to the God* Thank you oh holy iness.

*wonders how Priestesses Batty and Michele are doing on their ing quests*

Your Priestess Michele has been spreading holy around several of the threads I've grown ing fond of. I'm surprised as that your 3rd Priestess hasn't undertaken a ing quest since the last one went up.

I'm not sure I want to convert just ing yet.

*adjusts her tophat and dental floss bikini as she walks back into the temple with a huge in smile on her face* I see we had a visit from Lurcher. I knew he couldn't resist for long..

*walks to the throne and gives Thog his ceremonial then sits back to contemplate dom and a dirty ini*

*finishes the ing book & returns it to the shelves*

well, that took a ing long time to finish (espicially as i took some time off to some of the most ing male virgins here ) but i think i now ing well understand the concept of ing ing virgins (the ing book was verrry ing graphic on the subject of ing s )

*sidles over to the ing kegs to see if she can get a ing *

omy

YAY!!! Pan and Omy! I just want to say in thanks for ing by! Please feel free to peruse the books, a few virgins, eat your ing fill of beernuts and beef jerky and follow it up with as much or as you wish!

Don't feel that you have to convert immediatley Pan - feel the first, let it gently wash across your mind and really get into ism before you make that commitment

Great job Omy! Not all of the books are that rigorous there are also many books on the subtle, yet effervescent quality of ism also!

Welcome all to the Temple of His Great Holiness God of will be along shortly to you himself!
I mean to welcome you himself...

*brings beernuts, jerky, , , and ing sacrificial virgins to the lot of people in the ing temple of *
Enjoy the power of the !

with her marauding ing Quin

guess with the here we won't be seeing Tac any time soon...

*dashes off to a few virgins*

We have in ???

Cool!

the ing sheep coul be sent away if it would please everyone more..

thank you all
i think i may have some beernuts left over from my offering 2 the great god of from wen i 1st started reading
*rummages thru bag...*
here they r! little s were trying to hide!
*puts them in a dish so that the great god himself can have some... if hes not too busy ing the virgins that is!*

omy

Just don't go into the room behind the throne
that's where the Great God Thog keeps the s!

I wouldn't worry about the Priestess Q.. unless of course we start to run low on virgins... *places a standard order with Virgins R Us to be delivered at regular intervals*

hehe..ok *makes some more tags for the ing virgins to wear*