h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oooh, i wants that ing virgin to
*indicates a particularly ish one amoung the newest batch*

*sneaks up behind him & catches his s unawares*

gottcha!

omy

Impressive, Omy!! <holds up a scorecard with a perfect 10 on it*

::appears on His throne with a nice impressive *WHOMP!* and a puff of smoke::

GREETINGS AND TO YOU, PAN AND OMY, VISITORS OF THE AND ERS OF ING VIRGINS!! WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE OF , WHERE YOU CAN , , est, aroo, er, AND ALSO , AS WELL AS ENJOY SOME OR , BEERNUTS, BEEF JERKY, AND OF COURSE BLONDE VIRGIN SACRIFICEES.

::floats off the throne to land lightly beside omy::
Hi omy!! Howdya like the in place? Pretty in schnazzy, ?? Well, yourself at home, and of course... Well, y'know, , if you didn't want to in convert yet, you could in always just sorta in let me put you on my in list as a in supporter, y'inknow... It's just that my in list is in short, y'know... Either in way, just enjoy yerself and feel the and the wash over you and become in one with the in .

::floats over to Pan::
How are in things? I don't think I've ing seen you around... Well in met! Anyinghoo, same as I said to Pan, goes for you too, y'know... help your ing self to whatever's laying about... just put the ing books the back, 's all I ing ask. Beyond that, enjoy the outta yourself, and FEEL THE !!!



Priestesses, well, I just have to ing say.... ing well ing done! :: to all His Daughters::

::waves cheerily and floats off toward the room behind the throne with a in his hand::

::sits in the window with a cigarette and a , patiently waiting for the first of the day's ers to come by::

*appears from under a ing pile of books looking quite a bit ing * Those were ing wonderful books! *starts to shelve the ing books of * Hmm...Hello oh master of the . A ing nice day isn't it? *gets a ing glass of from the power of the *

the ing place is tastic oh great one.
put me down on ur ing list of ers by all means!
i think i shall take a of this fantastic & go some more s

*bows to the god of b4 wandering over to the ing kegs munching some beernuts*

omy

Nice ing loobrush, omy!!

So how the is everyone this fine ing morn?

::materializes some another cup of ing ::

*wonders why Michele is running down a in' in the middle of the temple*

Well, clearly no in s are supposed to be in this in place

Go, Michele, GO!! GET THAT LITTLE ER!!!

GOLF !!!!!!!!!

Ah, that`s better!

First today !!

ooh, i cud do wiv a ing if your ness would b so kind as 2 materialise another cuppa!
then i can get back 2 sorting the ing virgins into ers & well..other ers

omy

*snags a couple ers and drags them into her 'special room' while they scream like wet cats* come on boys.. this wont hurt.. much..

::wanders through with some ing ::

I plan on hurting mine...

woman

did someone say ???

*gives Thog a of thanks then nabs a couple s and a and sits in the corner*

::floats lazily through the air, reading a red - bound book of and idly trying to think of a cause... floats past Batty, sitting in the corner with her and s, and stops::

Y'know, Batty, my able Daughter, it occurs to me that we the devout of really don't have any in cause, y'know, other than the ing proliferation of , which while being a ing noble purpose, is not exactly the most significant effect we could be ing for... any ing ideas? I mean, the in Thingites have their renaming of the ing week they're goin after, and the Toffeeappleists have their in tag they're goin for, but what do we have??? I am feeling rather less today, I'm afraid... Any ideas at all?