h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

VERY ing nice, Priestess Quille!! Very few ing new converts are able to manipulate the with that level of precision... most s would have ended up with a ing shoe full of orange rinds, or summat... I am ing impressed, my Daughter.

And yes, that sort of was the whole ing history of the ... or rather, the Temple of , for has been around for wayyyyy ing longer than either you or I... but now you know our dreadful ing secret... 'course, it's way more ed from Lurcher's point of view, seeing as how he's the one ultimately in responsible for the creation of this Temple that he so ing despises... I make sure and give him about it whenever I can...

::materializes a to wake him up a bit before he starts in on the day's and virgins::

Thanks..I've been reading the ing book about how to ing well do that for nearly two days now and you showed me as well..

*writes down the history of the Temple of for future ers*

*checks the and supplies and tags a few more virgins with 'tart'*

Actually, Daughter, y'know, we might not want to record that history yet... I think we may want to give it a little ummm... .... "creative editing" before we publish it, you know, maybe squeeze a in dragon in there if we could, a few s in distress, you know, that sort of thing... makes for better in reading...

Oh well..ok then..I'll just be waiting..I only got to 'Many a ing post ago, the presence of as the ing essense of the universe was discovered by some very ing elite ers'

OOOOO!!! I like the ing sound of that... please, do ing continue -- I think you may be the very to write our history.... Hmmmm.... want to be the official historian??? You seem to have the , the , and also the knack for it..

*considers it* Perhaps...*thinks that she'll prolly have to insert some ing dragons and the like in the history of as well* Everyone ought to ing well write their own part in the ing history though..maybe I can just ing link them together?

Hmmmm... fascinating concept... I think I shall have to and meditate upon it...

::vanishes with a resounding *WHOOOMP!!*::

sounds pretty ing good to me
*feeds the ing virgins a few beernuts and some -like jerky*

**The essence of the universe was discovered by some very
elite GOLFers**

WHAT !!!
*Rolls in the aisle in hysterical laughter*



Oh, very GOLFin` authentic!!

Q, you GOLFin` well disappoint me

::reappears with a *FLOOOP!!*

... wrong sound effect...

I have ed upon your idea, my Priestess... I ing approve! The ing History of ing shall be written by the s who know it best, namely, us s. I shall now go in search of how the to do it... May the be with you, Daughter.

::vanishes with a *BAMF!*::

::disembodied voice echoes through the Temple::
LURCHER, YOU , YOU ARE TESTING MY ING PATIENCE... DO NOT ING INSULT MY ING PRIESTESSES AGAIN, OR YOU SHALL FIND YOURSELF ING OVERWHELMED BY SUDDEN AND ING SWIFT RETALIATION. BE ING RESPECTFUL OR BE ING GONE!!!!

Yes, ing to you too, me olde fleabag... we shall ing see, ing see indeed...


::goes off to war::

Yes, ing to you too, me olde fleabag... we shall ing see, ing see indeed...


::goes off to war::

Wow! He must have really been in mad to have posted the ing thing twice!

Priestess Q - you certainly have a knack for ! Don't forget to write the part about the hedgehogs and the Great God Of being hung by his in a bathroom stall for hours upon end, thus creating the need for the Holy Loincloth (how he 'in has room in there for a hedgehog I'll never know! )

Not only did Lurcher ( for ) create the whole in theology, but he also created the Holy Loincloth that the Great God of now wears... thus dear, sweet Lurcher could almost be considered the "Father of "

No no -- he didn't create the in theology!!! And he only created ONE of the Holy Loncloths that I wear... I switch them out, you know, and it wasn't in Holy back then...

Most able Daughter
Hiya in Priestess!! How goes the quest??

"Holy" "breezy" whatever you want to call it, you had trouble keeping it on until Lurcher built you the new solar powered job with the icemaker that you wear now... So I would think that would make this current high-tech number the "Holy" loincloth, as you've only been wearing it since you've become a god...



And as for the quest oh Great and Cantankerous One - I am in a discussion on the "Questions Only" thread about the meaning of ism, I took ology to the Thingites and they ignored it! And we seem to have a convert at the Lighthouse Bar IV! So it currently looks like: 1 win, 1 loss and 1 draw... Not as good as I had hoped. But I plan to use more beernuts on the next go 'round!

DIDST THOU JUST STICK THY TONGUE OUT AT ME, PRIESTESS?????

Woo... nice tonsils!!!! I am pleased to hear of your progress... if it would help, you could in well bring along a few of these in virgins to help with negotiations
And as to the loincloth... it, it's not in true! I have two in loincloths, and I in switch them out regularly... on the other in hand, Lurcher would in hate to hear himself called the in Father of , so maybe we should in roll with it... hmmmm....

My thoughts exactly in coming up with the title for Lurcher oh Great and Glorious (yet slow to grasp the joke) One!

*dons her most low-cut, wispiest priestess robe, ropes a few virgins together, fills some bags with beernuts, beef jerky and , grabs the Most High by the loincloth and gives him a long, thorough tonsil check before she hits the road to convert more of the h2g2 populace* ! Now I know why you're a God!