h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Purvey them ing s, Pierce

Batty has something of a ing credit built up, so she can get away with a post every now and then without a in it

Since I didn't in say anything it's hardly a major in' crime...


of all the in nerve.. accusing me in all my iness... well I in never! well.. maybe never isn't entirely in accurate but still...

My darling Priestess has a in point, Pierce You must in NEVER in speak ill of my in Priestesses!!! They are the Holy ers, the bearers of sacrosanct iness, the very in epitome of the that may be achieved in the physical in world. He who speaks ill of them shall never be ed again in his in life.


I'm going to let it slide THIS in time, as I don't in believe that you actually in meant it, but be in warned.

He ing means it!

he does? well, i'll be ed

Not if you keep ing insulting my ing Priestesses, you won't.

I dunno... I hear has a lot of age on 'im...

Don't in believe a word of it Thog dearest

Pierce the has been Captain of a ing ship for a y long time, and has had his in way with many a y cabin girl (and some of the crew also from what I've heard ) . Of all the ing devotees of in this huge ing world, he probably the most without actually being a in professional er!

*floats around on her y marshmallow mattress in the y hot hot tub, splashing his royal iness with little splashes of hot every now and again*

Oh. Well, it then...

* off to try to catch up on the ing he missed over the weekend*

You didn't this weekend???? Oh the human.... ity...

*yells from a back room*
YEAH, TELL ME IN ABOUT IT!, , AND , BUT NO ... VERY SAD

would you like fries with that?

Oh and...

Well, I'd like some in FRENCH fries with that, but nobody in sells 'em anymore... ers



, all.

ing shame int it? ing greenfly on my bigmac the other day, nearly ing threw up!

*fries up a few French virgins and hands 'em to Thog*

Here you go your iness...

make that extra virgin and you've got a in deal

You better watch your ing cholesterol levels Pierce, those french-fried French Virgins could in send your levels off the chart!

are you telling me i can't eat french virgins any more?

while we are on the subject: did you know that the dinosaurs were the first to go down in history?

Now THAT is definitely one o' those in facts that this in place just wouldn't be in complete without

The only problem with eating French vigins is the *ahem* ahhhh... /hair/ issue. *cough* You know... I mean, some people say it's like in built-in floss , but, you know, I just can't get into that...