h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

High Emmily, Following your comments about my slow-worm entry very much, I took the trouble to visit your PS. (Also I pinched your 'blob' of the h2g2 crest) Mrs RBA is also bra-free and was once stopped by a market researcher who asked her, "May I ask you what make of bra you are wearing", to which Mrs RBA replied, "I'm not". The MR replied, "Not what", to which Mrs RBA replied, "Wearing a bra". Exit one very embarrassed MR!. Anyway, have you been reading the thread, 'Life Threatening Clothing' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=500240&post=5960750#p5960750) If you read posts 78 and 80 I made some comments about bra-dangers (However, I know you're already a convert!)

Hiya BigAl

You're welcome to the 'blob', I pinched it from somewhere else

Ah, you read the A - Z of me. I had to take a look see where you got that info from. The things we put in our journals.

I had read some of the 'Life Treatening Clothing', my partner has at least one post in there, I'll read it tomorrow (or should that be, later today it's nearly 1.30am )

I have'nt worn a bra for about 15 years, possibly longer. I've got one or two, that I wear for 'special occasions', first thing I do when I get home, is take it off, to me they're torture clothing, I much prefer the 'freedom' of not wearing one. It can be 'fun' in the summer, getting caught in a sudden downpour of rain, I look like a contestant from a 'wet t-shirt' competition.

Emmily

Do you know about 'Breast Freedom Forum?

http://www.network54.com/Forum/157869

I lways remember my boss sending homme a colleague for coming to work bra-free in a 'tea-bag t-shirt - must to my chagrin.

There was another colleague who - I'm convinced - his selection criteria for new staff had to be (a) that they were young female (i.e. 17-25 'ish) (b) bra-free, because there were at least 3 in his Dept of about 30 who were unashamedly thus.

Doesn't seem to be so common nowadays though, partciluclarly in my area.

No I hadn't read that, for the link.

Some bosses can be right spoil sports eh

Emmily

Hmmmm I've just had a thought, maybe I could start a h2g2 'bra-less club' - though, not at the moment, I've got other 'projects' on the go.

Emmily

I thought of setting up/promoting a UK 'Chapter' of 'Topfreedom', but I thought it would be to self-indulgent of my fetishes!

BTW on that last link I gave you there is some discuusion about Charlie Dimmock. I've noticed that, since Alan Titchmarsh has lefy Ground Force, Charlie seems to wear her bra. Hence I think she is not as disingenuous as she seems about her bralessness

I'd need a 'catchy name' for a bra-less club.

Ah, poor Charlie. Most of the men (some ladies too) who watched Ground Force were more interested in her 'hanging' than her water features. I haven't watched it recently, so I hadn't noticed anything different.

When I was young, (in the 70s) we used to call our tits 'charlies' I've no idea why.

Emmily

I've no idea either - it's a new one on me. Maybe you could call the club 'Topfreedom' (although this implies somewhat more than 'bra-free)

This is the address of a Topfreedom forum:

http://www.topfreedom.com/intro.html

I had hoped there would be s'thing like 'Topfreedom UK' but no such luck!

Mrs RBA is slightly reticent to go 'topfree' at present, having been moaned at by somebody out in the country a couple of years ago. We were walking across a field near the coast on a baking hot day, miles from anywhere. Then we saw a lady coming towards us walking her dog. As it was a woman, Mrs RBA just put an arm modesly across her boobs as we got closer. But still she got comlained at, being informed that this was not a naturist club. We couldn't believe it!

P.S. I just noticed that you said, 'poor Charlie'. Why?
I think she was quite calculated in what she was doing, but it has now become 'old news'. This is why I said earlier that she is quite disingenuous about what she was doing.

BTW being a connoisseur of such things, I was about the first person in my circle of friends,acquaintances who started watching GF. It was only when I pointed out the object(s) of my interest that my male friends actually noticed. It seems to be quite a rarity to be a 'boob man'. I really can't understand it!

What an 'old misery' you bumped into. I'll bet Mrs. RBA has bigger tits than her, and she was just jealous.

Although, it sounds as if Mrs. RBA is self-consious of being bra-less, as you said she put her arm across her boobs.

I develeloped an attitude of 'If you don't like it, it's your problem, not mine!' about strangers comments about me, and the way I look or dress.

I think a sense of humour helps with going bra-less too. I work voluntary in a charity shop, most of the other helpers are ladies, past retirement age, we've had many jokes and laughs about my bra-less tits. (approx 42D according to my partner)


PS. Missed a smiley out, I was being sarcastic about Charlie D.

Don't worry, there's loads of boob-men out there - believe me

Emmily

I've heard it said that "anything more than a Standard British Handful' is a waste of time having". However, I would beg to disagree (Fulfilling my obligations as a fully paid-up Member of A907382).

Glad to hear that 'boob-men are alive and kicking around your way. They're definitely an endangered species around here. As I say, I REALLY can't understand it .


(Hootoo seems to have seriously distracted me from getting on with my scheduled tasks this Friday ).

my eldest brother has that saying "more than a handfull is a waste" but he didn't 'practice what he preached' his ex-wife had a breast reduction operation. (for medical reasons).

"(Hootoo seems to have seriously distracted me from getting on with my scheduled tasks this Friday )."

*looks around her very untidy front room* and you and me both, BigAl

I gotta go catch a

Emmily

Hi Emmily,

You might need a Heisenberg Strap B4 running for your bus (see the Life-Threatening Clothing thread).

I meant (Keep forgetting to use the <smiley's> I must say, talking about beats doing any w**k!

I have no intention of running. I will walk at a leisurely stroll, with my held held high and my boobs gently wobbling

And if the passes before I reach the bus stop, I will simply and wave it goodbye, and wait for the next



Emmily

Thought you weren't going to !

('s to have cold shower to negate thoughts of gently wobbling boobs)

Oooopppsss I just re-read this thread, you said Mrs. RBA was topless on your country walk... that was brave of her, not sure I could do that. possibly in the dark, with just a

My was a virtual run, not a real one

Feel better after your cold shower?

Emmily

Yes, much better . Although the effects of this were somewhat ruined due to computer problems - guaranteed to 'put my back up' I recounted the gist of this on the 'boring and banal thread'.

Regarding toplessneess, in Germany (well Berlin anyway, it is acceptable for women to sunbathe topless or even naked in several, if not all, of the parks. I discovered this when I was at a conference in Berlin. Anyway, coincidentally, the weekend I arrived home, one of the Sunday colour supplements carried an article about a new craze sweeping Berlin. Apparently, naturists float (on tyres etc) from the naturist parks where they they have left their clothes into the centre of Berlin. They then catch a bus back to their clothes. Anyway, the article said, what upsets the bus drivers isn't the fact that there are naked people on the bus, but that they can't pay their fares (coz they have no pockets to put their money) (rofl). I can't understand why we're so prudish in this country.

Berlin sounds like a fun place, for a 'boob man' and I'll bet they're not short of drivers, either male or female.

I've dug up some old conversation threads you might like to read, or post to

F52672?thread=256513

F19585?thread=258003

F19585?thread=256491

F19585?thread=256190

F19585?thread=257977

You'll notice they were all started by my partner. Enjoy

Emmily

Hiya Emmily, for those conversation links. I'll work through those somewhat slowly. (I'm supposed to be fairly busy at the moment coz I start an additional job on Monday (see My Journal if you're interested)which requires a deal of preparation). However, I'm afraid I let hootoo distract me too much. "The sprit is willing but the flesh is weak".
However, I think I did post once to the female mkasturbation thread. This was to mention that we once round to a friends (of Mrs RBA)birthday party, and I asked the lady what her husband had bought her for her birthday. Without batting an eyelid she said "A vibrator". Talk about a conversation stopper. I was dying to ask her what type, how big, what was it's purpose (Was this a daft question; do some women actually use them for entirely non-sexual massage purposes.....); but I didn't have the courage.

Regarding the threads on 'Going Commando' I once had a female colleague who used to join me ast lunch times, and she was often telling me of the large proprtion of women who don't wear panties. She said you only have to look up when following them up the steps of a double decker bus. Unfortunately I've never been witness to such a spectacle.

Although I used to thoroughly enjoy such conversations, I didn't find the young lady herself particularly attractive! I used to mentally question her motives for regaling me with such information.

Just got in from a 200 mile trip to take my grandson to visit our daughter who's studying midwifery at Uni. Think I'll proize myself away from hootoo to see idf Man U. are on 'atch of the Day'.