h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I vaguely remember reading that about vibrator I lurk here and there

I'd imagine the reason you get into such conversations, is because you start them, and are lucky to find a few willing friendly teasers. I mean that in a nice way.

Long trip you had, reckon you neded a rest after that, was Man U on MOTD?

Emmily

Yes they were. They're having a bit of a boring season at the moment, but I tend to believe Fergie when he says that they're rebuiding the team and the individuals still have to gel together. Give them one or two seasons..... However, Arsenal are superb

So, you think I'm a bit of a do you Emmily?

Yep, I reckon you're a bit of a and me, hey I'm a sweet, innocent

Emmily

Yeah, yeah! (Tell that to The Marines)

It's taken me 2 days, and I *still* can't think of anything funny to put here

Emmily

Swing lo sweet.....

Swing low sweet .....

I'm dreaming of.......

braa;wss totty.... Mmusicalnote>

I haven't had too much or ....

Honestly

yeah, ok, ok if you say so

Must've had too much or then, you seem completely 'blotto' to me

I'll bet your surrounded by and then some more

Emmily

"One of my cats bought me a 'present' this morning ~ a dead bird, not just any old bird ~ a beautiful red-breasted Robin".


Just so long as that is the only red-breasted bird that your cat is attacking.....

Typical male I see BigAl ~ breast = tits

Talking of tits, I've got a couple of great tits on my Space, have you noticed them

Emmily

No, I'll just run along and habve a look at your great 's (Reminds me of my previous school. The Deputy Head (mistress) was somwhat prim and proper, a bit like the Head mistress in the TV comedy 'Please Sir'. Anyway, another ot the teachers was a great 'twitcher' and they were discussing the birds in their respective gardens. As this was lunchtime, we (the Science Dept) all had ourt lunch in one of the labs - where we also kept pupils back for detentionms. With so many staff about, the p[upils couldn't move an inch!

Suddenly, the DH in rather a shrill piercing voice pipes up, "! I've got GREAT s in my garden.

Just been to the local Coop to buy some milk and my Friday evening treat - a newspaper. Noticed the magazine called 'Nuts'. Big title on the front, "BREASTS THAT ESCAPE" about celebrities problems with clothing. I did well to resist the temptation to buy it.

I disgraced mysef at school today. One of the (male) pupils asked why males don't have breasts, so I retorted that it's probably because they would waste too much time playing with them

I think that was a great answer to the question, and very true too.

Emmily

Trouble is, I too frequently engage tongue before brain - especially if I consider what OI have to sday as being rather humorous. Still haven't got around to looking at your s. Think I'll look now

Emmily, I think your s are truly beautiful. I think you should re-label them as a pair of Great s

Yep, they are a pair of great s

May I give you a tip BigAl, (that's t-i-p tip)

On your Space, scroll down to near the bottom and click on the following sentence;

'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry'

Then, when someone posts on your page, it will appear at the top, rather than you having to scroll down to look for new posts.

Emmily

Done that.(Waits to see the effect)

glad I'm not a woman, I'd have a rait job, trying to get a bra on

Have a look at this Sir Animal:

http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/0702/news/224.html