h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wait a minute, if Bra's are free, I could have one and make a double catapult...haven't had a twang for years

I don't like large tattos - just small discrete ones. I like butterfly ones and rose tattoos at the moment. (If you're not careful you'll have me waxing lyrical about boobs all evening, Emmily, instead of settling down to the w*rk I've got earmarked

We used to produce human growth hormone from human pituitary glands where I used to work. (In later years it was genetically engineered in bacteria). The doctors have to monitor the growth pattern of a child from quite an early age and administer it at the right time . If I recall, potentially 'vertically-challenged' people used to attain their normal height by this method.

However, as you all say, personality is more important than physical perfection - whatever that might be. It would be an awful world if eceryone were the same - standard height, standard weight, standard build, particvular colour hair, etc , etc.

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I'm not the scientific one here, but I think if you tried to use a bra as a catapult, you'd just end up giving yourself two black eyes, as what ever you twanged, would go in opposite directions.

Emmily

Ask any self-respecting male if he'd like an extra 1 or 2 inches and he'd probably 'bite your arm off'

hmmmm 1 or 2 inches where Animal

Alex and I both have a condition known as Hypochondroplasia, just don't ask me to pronounce it

If I had a tattoo, which my partner is not keen on me having, it would be a butterfly, either on my butt, or on boob, near top.

I've got transfers, but there just not the same, and rub off too easily.

Emmily

I knew I'd do that eventually, get Animal and Al muddled.

Emmily

I didn't notice that you had got us muddled. (Anyway, I doubt that you could possibly confuse me with Animal.

Mrs RBA uses transfers at the moment. We found a good supplier where they would stay on for one, two or possibly three days but they haven't had any for some time now. There is a high street shop (mainly for teeny boppers) who's name I can't recall now who do them, but they're not as good.

I like the tranfers that are designed for belly buttons, like encircling dolphins etc; which Mrs RBA wears around her n*****s.

She has said that she would get a proper tattoo but, to be honest, I'm becoming less keen as I like the variation that can be achieved with transfers. Last year she had a permanent white butterfly mark just above the n****e which hadn't suntanned, which was quite sexy.

me confused nah no way. I've got 2 tattoo's right arm Yorkshire rose with writing round it and left arm ANIMAL wielding a axe. I look at life this way, I would like to be "normal" who wouldn't, but if I was, then I would not be me as I am now and I am glad I'm me, because I make people smile by being daft, I've got the best deal in the end

s*** serious again(put it down to weather)

Y shaped twig with (pretend bra)slung across, 2 stones, 1 per cup and bingo, double barreled catty, turn into earmuffs when cold

Hmmmm whether they'd make good earmuffs would depend on the size of the head verses the size of the bra, you could use paddiing, I guess, but the big question..would you be able to take it off

Emmily

might not want too, better if they were being used at the time

gotta go, son wants to go...sweet dreams all, catch you on the rebound


oooh 36B, I have big hands, winter warm nah bed, maybe santa bring nice prezzy

Well I've managed to discipline myself and get down to some serious w**king ( I mean w*rking) this evening, and mnot allow myself to get too distracted by this thread. I'm now going to 'down tools'.

You mean you'd prefer the bra to have something soft and squiggy inside, would certainly be warmer that way.

Hmmmmm you two s are a bad influence on an innocent
like me.

Partner is currently looking at enormous s on UKTV People 11.25pm. At least he's leaving me in peace while looking at them.


Emmily

Ref 'Partner is currently looking at enormous ' s on UKTV', in the words of a former colleague of mine (whose wife was deaf and so he spoke in a deep, loud booming voice, "IT'S NO GOOD UNLESS YOU CAN FEEL IT".


Hey, Emmily, did you notice any of the changes in my PS when you looked?

He's a happy just looking I did ask him before why he needs to look at other s when he's got 'a pair of his own' he said he likes the variety men!

No BigAl, I didn't notice much change to your PS just little things, like you'd used 'blockquotes' and you'd changed abbriviation link, from 'Useful Links' to 'h2jargon link' (which made more sense than 'useful links') Was there a big change I missed

Emmily

I just like to be breast of friends and bossom buddies, to have and to hold. Totaly disolusioned when I found out that a booby bird was a real type fying one

Hmmmm I always wonder if 'mens' obsession with s stems from whether or not they were breast fed as babies.

Another Hmmmmm With a subject title like 'Bra-free' there's bound to be a few lurkers, any lurkers like to de-lurk and join in? I can't speak for 'those two' but I only bite where and when I'm requested too.

Emmily

I believe there is a definite link between being breast fed and breast opbsession. I was breast fed. I cannot understand why more men are not more overtly 'boob men' than appears to be the case. I've never met anyone who likes boobs as much as I do.

Ah well, that's the end of my olurking for a bit. Grandson has just woken and is pulling at my arm - hence typos!

obsession, no, its just when you see (modern females)ie the clothes they wear, you can't always tell if they have a nice body/legs, to be able to say to myself "now she is a cracker". But you can more often than not, tell if there is a nice set of decanters being carried(fools any kids reading )(NOT). Its like going into a shop, you can look even if you can't touch...rest of sentence slap of hand "thought's of chairman Animal, not for print