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Saturnine Posted Jan 21, 2003
Make a habit out of looking at naked guys do you Vibenstein? 
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 22, 2003
There does seem to have been a mis-interpretation here. I never claimed any elven similarities, so ideas about sliding down the stairs, naked, on a tea-tray with cunningly positioned quiver can be erased from the agenda.
The comaprison in question was a mixture between Gandalf and Frodo. - Gandalf's face and Frodo's feet. (I see myself more as an overgrown Gimli.)
Does this mean I'm off the calender ?
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Beatrice Posted Jan 22, 2003
mmmmm...naked elves skate-boarding on tea-trays.....
Overgrown Gimli eh? That's ...erm...interesting. he does have lots of fans!
A big chopper then? I mean, axe?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 22, 2003
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Beatrice Posted Jan 22, 2003
What's up, babe?
Oi! Who let those Alpha Centaureans in my studio! 
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Jan 22, 2003
Alright, fine, I'll do it seeing as it's for charity. (Any excuse to get nekked, really)
I think I'll do the whole bohemian-first-thing-in-the-morning-smoking-cigarette-playing-guitar-thing.
Is February free?
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Beatrice Posted Jan 22, 2003
Fantastic! Yes I was just starting to get concerned about a vacant February, and I lurrrv your boho idea....
Do you have your own instrument?
PS you're not from Alpha Centauri, are you?
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Jan 22, 2003
Am I from Alpha Centauri...I don't know...does Trafford count as Alpha Centauri?
I do have my own instrument, it's beautifully crafted. You can have a quick play with it if the shoot goes well.
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Beatrice Posted Jan 22, 2003
You are too kind!
Now. Shall we pop you on this barstool over here, as the early morning sunlight strectches its fingers through the dusty window pane of my attic studio?
Cigarette?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 22, 2003
Oooh Babel. So Jim Morrison. 
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Saturnine Posted Jan 22, 2003
Am I drunk? BEBEL 
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 22, 2003
Yes,, I thought standing athwart a dead orc, axe head resting on the floor, hands under my chin, leaning on the end of the shaft.
Can someone do the braiding in the beard ?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 22, 2003
Ooh! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 22, 2003
*takes out a full page advertisement in Amateur Photographer in order to deny the allegations made in post 161*
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Saturnine Posted Jan 23, 2003
Are you sure?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2003
Well, most of the time.
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Beatrice Posted Jan 23, 2003
Here, Saturnine! I need an assistant!
How are you at bearding dwarves beards
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Saturnine Posted Jan 23, 2003
You mean "braiding"?
It scares me.
I want to sit in the corner and stare...thats all...
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Beatrice Posted Jan 24, 2003
I do mean braiding, well spotted - see why I need an assistant?
Yes it scares me a bit too - shall we do it together?
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Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Jan 26, 2003
Hiya Luckystar... You mentioned something about this thread to me at the meet yesterday...
Is October still free ?
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