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Beatrice Started conversation Jan 13, 2003
Gawd bless those Wimmins Institute biddies that started the trend for "Naked Calendars for Charity".
I've just collected my one of the local rugby team. My what a big one!
And of course they've all got sexy names like "Jean-Christophe" or "Guillaume". And one "Willy"
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BobTheFarmer Posted Jan 13, 2003
Nyah, Im quite annoyed as I missed getting the last of 2002's Loaded, FHM, or Front to get the free calendar. Which is annoying, as its the first time in years I can have a calender of girlies to feast my eyes upon...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
I was going to suggest that BBC Enterprises should do a calendar featuring nude but tasteful pictures of h2g2 researchers. Sadly I thought of the idea just too late for this year. 
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Mu Beta Posted Jan 13, 2003
Mr. April here!
I think it's about time I displayed my spring produce.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
To be in the photos, or to take them?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
I think you two gentlemen may have... well, misunderstood my intentions with regards to the content of this calendar. Nudge nudge.
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Beatrice Posted Jan 13, 2003
Oi! Whose message board is this anyway! 
They can be naked if they want to, don't be such a spoilsport.
And I'll be taking the photos, thank you very much
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Looks like we're going to have to have two different calendars then.
*goes to order his "Ladies of h2g2 2004 Calendar"*
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DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 13, 2003
I'm afraid, that if I were to be involved, the words 'nude' and 'tasteful' would be mutually exclusive.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Not necessarily. There could be a very tasteful shot of you being fired from a cannon, without a stitch on. You wouldn't see anything rude.
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DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 13, 2003
I'm sure there's a joke about cannon balls to be made there, but I can't think what it is.
How much do I get paid for this venture?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Paid? You don't get paid, it's for charity! You're doing it for the love of dangerous naked entertainment.
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DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 13, 2003
And how we all love dangerous naked entertainment. Actually, 'dangerous naked entertainment' sounds like a program on Sky One.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Actually I was thinking of selling the idea to five. I want Chegwin as host.
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Mu Beta Posted Jan 13, 2003
I'm not doing anything that involves working with Chegwin. I may be a carefree lunatic, but I have taste...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Ah, but Cheggers would insist on doing the whole show naked too, which would make everyone else on the show look significantly better.
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DoctorGonzo Posted Jan 13, 2003
As long as we don't stoop to zaniness, we'll be okay.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jan 16, 2003
Hey 
I'll pose..I mean if it's for a good cause. Especially if I get to see y'all naked
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- 1: Beatrice (Jan 13, 2003)
- 2: BobTheFarmer (Jan 13, 2003)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 4: BobTheFarmer (Jan 13, 2003)
- 5: Mu Beta (Jan 13, 2003)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 8: Beatrice (Jan 13, 2003)
- 9: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 10: DoctorGonzo (Jan 13, 2003)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 12: DoctorGonzo (Jan 13, 2003)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 14: DoctorGonzo (Jan 13, 2003)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 16: Mu Beta (Jan 13, 2003)
- 17: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 18: BobTheFarmer (Jan 13, 2003)
- 19: DoctorGonzo (Jan 13, 2003)
- 20: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Jan 16, 2003)
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