h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You sure? I need £20...

So do I! Got to get another haircut soon...stupid fringe keeps on growing.

Thats what they do...

Well, I want to be like Data on Star Trek. His hair doesn't grow unles he wants it to.

i want new hair.

Crack open the bleach then. That's what I'm doing at the end of next week.

Can you imagine me with bleached hair?

Wouldnt work anyway, when I used to have bleached tips to my spikes they only went ginger, but the blackness contrasted enough that it was alright...

Nah, not all over. Just put it on in some random creative way to make it all look different. I'm just bleaching out my fringe and the front bits whilst I get rid of the black dye. Just something to make it different. And you can always go over the stuff that turns ginger...

That's the only thing I would recommend...otherwise leave it. Looks good as it is.

Did I mention that it was ginger after two applications, for longer thatn you're meant too...

Ah. Did you try using blonde hairdye over it? Or applying any other colour hairdye straight after?

No, I didnt. We'd better carry this on on my space...

Oh yeh. We should be talking about breasts and flesh and photography shouldn't we!!

Uhhh, a naked calendar. That sounds interesting. I'll be going to Borneo in a few weeks time. Maybe I should get one taken there of me in full tribesman outfit, loincloth and all

Certain comparisons have been drawn between myself and a certain member of the cast of The Lord of The Rings so perhaps I could do December, as there won't be a film in 2004, this could - in a small way - fill the gap ?

Fabulous! 2 more for the blokes! What month d'you want Xan? I think you'll look very imposing in a loincloth


Er, which character are we talking here...wizards in need of a haircut or pointy eared elves ?

As long as you've got your elf, that's the main thing.

Hmmm, I don't know what month. November perhaps. Just don't want the picture taken outside then, I don't want it to be cold if I am to be naked. It won't do me justice

Great! We'll do an indoor shot in a nice centrally heated studio so you shouldn't have to worry too much. We can arrange some giant potted plants about the place so it looks all jungly.

So that's Bob on his mototrbike for January..
DogManStar on a proper bicycle for March, (if he can get his oiled thighs over here...)
Master B and his big green slimy thing in April
Dr EV and Johnny Vegas for May
Xanatic in November
and an elf in December

Half-way there, and it's shaping up very nicely boys

Any chance we can do a "scan your boobs for charity" for the female researchers?