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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 18, 2003
Are you rubbing your thighs at the thought of Johnny Vegas, or Frankie Howerd? 
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Saturnine Posted Jan 18, 2003
Actually, the thought of Bob, but that's just a personal perversion...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 18, 2003
Fair enough. 
Have you decided which month you want to be?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 18, 2003
Good choice. *makes note*
Obviously we'll be using some of the world's top photographers, but maybe I should just take a few preliminary shots now... 
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Saturnine Posted Jan 18, 2003
Oh, in that case, I require Paul Rees to photograph me...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 18, 2003
Ah, of course.
*looks around*
Er... he's not here. 
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Saturnine Posted Jan 18, 2003
Well. He should be!! He takes the best pictures of women...so sexy 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2003
You say that, but you haven't seen the pictures I take yet.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2003
*produces genuine 1970s Polaroid instant camera*
What are you looking like that for?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 19, 2003
I was just wondering why there is a pile of blue lycra hot pants in the corner of this thread...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2003
*nervous laugh*
Heh heh. Er, don't worry about that now. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2003
Look! A nine-legged horse! *points in the opposite direction*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 19, 2003
Right, so now I've got my camera out, why don't we........ where's she gone?
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BobTheFarmer Posted Jan 19, 2003
Stop fantasizing about me without my permission. Either that or join the official fan club, just send £20 to me for a signed nuddy photograph...
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