h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anything, eh? I'll make a note of that.

Not any rubbishy 10p ones from the newsagents though.

*grumbles* I knew there'd be a catch. What kind do you want?

Oooh...Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard would do the trick...

*arranges for a truckload of the aforementioned crispy comestibles to be delivered asap*

I'll get me camera.

I'll pose with a
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/h2g2GAs/files/Galaxy%20Babe%27s%20file/Galaxy%20Babe%20with%20Towel.jpg


Although, EV's seen it before,

well, you look 'armless enough.

Can I be October?

Seems an armless enough picture.

Right, so that's two females signed up already, as opposed to only one male.

Strewth, what a time to simulpost.

Ah now, Bob was January, and Master B with his big green slimy thing was Mr April.

So that's 2 all!

Hmmm. But you want to be October, so that makes it 3-2.

Ah, you could be right. I only have a degree in Maths, rather embarassingly, after all.

But has AGB specified her month?

PS I want to be in that Christine Keeler-sitting-on-a-backwards-chair kinda pose

I'm not that concerned with months yet. The nud... the *artistry* is the important thing.

Are you going to pose yourself?

I have a very powerful airbrush which can add or detract almost anything you wish! Bob got a whole new tattoo, for goodness sake!

Oh, and here's your customary bribe

Hmmmm. *thinks for a while* I want a pose that'll make me look thin and lithe and attractive. Better stand me next to Johnny Vegas.

Well we can have you and Johnny in a double slot somewhere, if you like!

Back to back - arms folded - shy smiles - yes I think that would work.

"we can have you and Johnny in a double slot somewhere"



Oo-er!




B

Oooh *rubs thighs*

I'm sitting in on the bloke sessions by the way...