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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 29, 2003
*shuffles cards*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 29, 2003
I would suggest strip poker, but...
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Jan 29, 2003
but...?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 29, 2003
I'm somewhat lacking in the clothing department... as are some other it would seem...
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Jan 29, 2003
True 
*wonders if he can get dressed now*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Zak T Duck Posted Jan 29, 2003
Is it just me or does anyone else have that "being watched" feeling?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Jan 29, 2003
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 29, 2003
*Shrug* It's all part and parcel of being paranoid
*Wonders if that blinking light is for the video version of the calender*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Jan 29, 2003
Hmm... I think I saw Archangel Galaxy Babe setting that up...
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 29, 2003
I *knew* I shouldn't have let her Keep her own eyes!
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 29, 2003
*drags in armchair with glass holder attachment and binocular support*
OK EV - ready for the laid-ease - bring 'em in.
*adjusts cam-corder and opens first can*
I'll be your sound man - OK ?
*Throws 4 pack to EV.*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 29, 2003
*catches 4 pack*
Ah, excellent. And not before time. Okay ladies, who's first?
*looks around*
Erm, gents, you can probably all get dressed again now. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 29, 2003
Sure...?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 29, 2003
Yes, you'll catch your death of cold. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 29, 2003
I am dressed - this is one of those furry microphone covers.
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2003
Yes, well, put it away, people are starting to stare.
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 30, 2003
Ok, I'll put the 
back on
So who's Miss September?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
loosehead Posted Jan 30, 2003
Is anyone else surprised that all 12 of us took our kit off with very litle persuasion yet none of the "ladies" are willing to reciprocate? Perhaps we need to offer an incentive.
*Hangs a sign outside the door*
"Free 
for life to any lovely lady willing to be our model. Various other perks available. No slappers"
*Settles down to wait, lights a fag in the hope that free may work - eventually*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2003
*twiddles thumbs*
Maybe the "no slappers" rule is putting them off.
Did I say that out loud? 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 30, 2003
Say what? I did not hear a word!
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- 221: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 29, 2003)
- 222: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 29, 2003)
- 223: Huffers, compulsive lurker (Jan 29, 2003)
- 224: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 29, 2003)
- 225: Huffers, compulsive lurker (Jan 29, 2003)
- 226: Zak T Duck (Jan 29, 2003)
- 227: Huffers, compulsive lurker (Jan 29, 2003)
- 228: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 29, 2003)
- 229: Huffers, compulsive lurker (Jan 29, 2003)
- 230: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 29, 2003)
- 231: McKay The Disorganised (Jan 29, 2003)
- 232: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 29, 2003)
- 233: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 29, 2003)
- 234: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 29, 2003)
- 235: McKay The Disorganised (Jan 29, 2003)
- 236: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2003)
- 237: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 30, 2003)
- 238: loosehead (Jan 30, 2003)
- 239: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2003)
- 240: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 30, 2003)
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