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ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jan 30, 2003
Could be - possibly we're demanding too much of the H2G2 female community. - Thought the free booze would get though.
How about a trail of chocolate along the corridor ?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2003
Pardon? 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2003
I do love a nice simulpost, it helps to confuse things. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Beatrice Posted Jan 31, 2003
Did someone say chocolate?
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
loosehead Posted Jan 31, 2003
*if we build it in they will come*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
Hmmmm. "Ladies Of h2g2 In Chocolate - 2004 Calendar"
That could work. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
loosehead Posted Jan 31, 2003
*paints over "No Slappers" on sign and adds "Free "*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
*fills a large vat with and slowly heats it to melting point*
I think we're onto a winner here. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
loosehead Posted Jan 31, 2003
*lights an aromatherapy burner and adds some oil*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
Nice touch. Shouldn't be long now.
*sits down to wait*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 31, 2003
Notice how they were all here when we were in the nud but now they've gone ... think the answer must be take clothes off again ... catch 'em unawares ...
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
Not bleeding likely! It's brass monkeys in here!
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 31, 2003
Wassat lovely smell?
Melting
Ooh, and naked Ekki.
What a combination.....
*strips off and frolicks in the *
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
There, I knew that would work!
*s to get camera*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 31, 2003
*s Hungerily*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 31, 2003
Are you ing over Galaxy Babe, or just the ? 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
Galaxy-!
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
loosehead Posted Feb 1, 2003
at this rate it might take 12 months. How about we just ask the ladies what will entice them to pose in a suitable H2G2 mode FOR CHARITY and see what happens.
*puts up poster with attractive cute crippled kittens, puppies and male H2G2 reporters and sits back to wait*
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 1, 2003
Charity? 
Oh yeah. I forgot. 
ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 1, 2003
You mean they were just for a private collection?!!
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ooooh! naked men, ladies and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!
- 241: McKay The Disorganised (Jan 30, 2003)
- 242: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2003)
- 243: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2003)
- 244: Beatrice (Jan 31, 2003)
- 245: loosehead (Jan 31, 2003)
- 246: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 247: loosehead (Jan 31, 2003)
- 248: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 249: loosehead (Jan 31, 2003)
- 250: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 251: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 31, 2003)
- 252: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 253: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 31, 2003)
- 254: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 255: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 31, 2003)
- 256: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 31, 2003)
- 257: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
- 258: loosehead (Feb 1, 2003)
- 259: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 1, 2003)
- 260: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2003)
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